THE ATHEIST QUOTES ‘UNKNOWN’

 

QUOTES FROM THE UNKNOWN

  • Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence.
  • Christian: ‘I’ll pray for you.’ Atheist: ‘Then I’ll think for both of us.’
  • Give a man a fish and you’ll feed him for a day. Give him a religion and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.
  • If forgiveness is divine, why is there a hell?
  • If God doesn’t like the way I live, let him tell me, not you.
  • Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
  • Nothing that would invent a mosquito is worthy of anything but hate.
  • On the first day, man created God.
  • Organized religion is like organized crime; it preys on peoples’ weaknesses, generates huge profits for its operators, and is almost impossible to eradicate.
  • Philosophy is questions that may   never   be   answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
  • Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. God is all-powerful.
  • Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?
  • The mind of the fundamentalist is like the pupil of the eye: the more light you pour on it, the more it will contract.
  • The only worse liar than a faith healer is his patient.
  • There are ten church members by inheritance for every one by conviction.
  • Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer
  • Why be born again, when you can just grow up?

THE ATHEIST QUOTES ‘Z’

Israel Zangwill

  • Every dogma has its day.
  • The Jews are a frightened people. Nineteen centuries of Christian love have broken down their nerves.

Frank Zappa

  • America was founded by the refuse of the religious fanatics of England, these undesirable elements that came over on the Mayflower. Ignorant, religious fanatics who land here, abuse the Indians, and then go to bed with a board down the middle, you know, the bundling board, so they don’t have sex. That’s how we got started.
  • God is not dead. He just smells funny.
  • Hey, let’s get serious… God knows what he’s doin’ He wrote this book here And the book says: ‘He made us all to be just like Him.’
  • I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
  • If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine. But to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of the Cloud Guy who has The Big Book , who knows if you’ve been bad or good-and cares about any of it-to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.
  • My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep Him Or Her As Far Away From A Church As You Can.
  • The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
  • The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden story. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn’t asked any questions…. ‘Get smart and I’ll fuck you over,’ sayeth the Lord. Is this not an absolutely anti-intellectual religion?
  • The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

Frank Zindler

  • Science is reductionistic in that it tries to explain the unknown in terms of the known. Contrariwise, religious explanations frequently explain the unknown in terms of the even less known-the old fallacy of ignotum per ignotius

Slavoj Žižek

  • Atheism is not the denial of the existence of God, but having doubts as to whether God is conscious.
  • More than a century ago . . . Dostoyevsky warned against the dangers of godless moral nihilism, arguing in essence that if God doesn’t exist, then everything is permitted. The French philosopher André Glucksmann even applied Dostoyevsky’s critique of godless nihilism to 9/11, as the title of his book, Dostoyevsky in Manhattan, suggests. This argument couldn’t have been more wrong: the lesson of today’s terrorism is that if God exists, then everything, including blowing up thousands of innocent bystanders, is permitted-at least to those who claim to act directly on behalf of God, since, clearly, a direct link to God justifies the violation of any merely human constraints and considerations.
  • When I do a good deed, I do so not with an eye toward gaining God’s favor; I do it because if I did not, I could not look at myself in the mirror. A moral deed is by definition its own reward. David Hume , a believer, made this point in a very poignant way, when he wrote that the only way to show true respect for God is to act morally while ignoring God’s existence.

Émile Zola

  • Civilization will not attain to its perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest!

Has science ever retreated? No! It is Catholicism which has always retreated before her, and will always be forced to retreat

THE ATHEIST QUOTES ‘Y’

Cathy Young (Ekaterina Jung)

  • After September 11, some credited God with ensuring that there were far fewer people than usual both in the hijacked planes and in the targeted buildings. You’d think that God could have simply tipped off the FBI.

Henny Youngman

  • I once wanted to become an atheist. I gave up the idea. They have no holidays.

Lin Yutang

  • In the West, the insane are so many that they are put in an asylum. In China the insane are so unusual that we worship them.
  • Such   religion   as   there   can   be   in   modern   life,   every individual   will   have   to   salvage   from   the   churches for himself.
  • The world of pagan belief is a simpler belief…. It does not encourage men to do, for instance, a simple act of charity by dragging in a series of hypothetical postulates-sin, redemption, the cross, laying up treasure in heaven, mutual obligation among men on account of a third-party relationship in heaven-all so unnecessarily complicated and roundabout, and none capable of direct proof.

THE ATHEIST QUOTES ‘X’

 

Xenophanes

  • Men imagine gods to be born and to have clothes and voice and body, like themselves…. If oxen, lions, and horses had hands and could make fashion of art, they would fashion gods in their own images…. The Ethiopians make their gods black and snub-nosed; the Thracians say theirs have blue eyes and red hair.

TV Series: The X-Files (Agent Scully)

  • Nothing happens in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we know of it.

THE ATHEIST QUOTES ‘W’

Tom Waits

  • Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk

William Wakburton

  • Orthodoxy is my doxy-heterodoxy is another man’s doxy.

Frayba Wakili

  • Imagine being a teacher in a country where it is a crime to teach girls to count. Imagine living in a country where a child could be killed for learning the alphabet and opening a book. Imagine being beaten for organizing an underground library that distributes books to girls. This is happening in Afghanistan every day.

Alice Walker

  • It is chilling to think that the same people who persecuted the wise women and men of Europe , its midwives and healers, then crossed the oceans in Africa and the Americas and tortured and enslaved, raped, impoverished, and eradicated the peaceful, Christ like people they found . And that the blueprint from which they worked and still work, was the Bible.
  • She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.
  • When I found out I thought God was white, and a man, I lost interest.

Peter Walker

  • The supreme arrogance of religious thinking: that a carbon- based bag of mostly water on a speck of iron-silicate dust around a boring dwarf star in a minor galaxy in an underpopulated local group of galaxies in an unfashionable suburb of a supercluster would look up at the sky and declare, ‘It was all made so that I could exist!’

Alfred R. Wallace

  • Man’s special creation is entirely unsupported by the facts, as well as in the highest degree improbable.

Horace Walpole

  • What   can   be   more   ridiculous   than   to   suppose   that Omnipotent Goodness and Wisdom created paradise and will select the most virtuous of its creatures to sing His praises to all eternity? It is an idea that I should think could never have entered but into the head of a king, who might delight to have his courtiers sing birthday odes forever

Jill Paton Walsh

  • The defence of tolerance would entail inviting the adherents of exogenic religions who live among us to accept that they must tolerate the customs and legal systems that have made our society attractive to them, as the price of being tolerated themselves. It is a profound moral duty not to claim for oneself what one will not concede to others.
  • Writers of fiction of whom I am one, are particularly vulnerable to attack, because of a widespread inability to read fictional works fictionally   as a statement of the author’s view.

Ibn Warraq

  • But as long as we continue to regard the Koran as eternally true, with an answer for all the problems of the modern world we will have no progress. The principles enshrined in the Koran are inimical to moral progress.
  • Let us face the truth…. Islam divides the world in two: Dar- ul Harb implying land of war and Dar-ul Islam implying land of Islam. Dar- ul Harb is the land of the infidels. Muslims are required to infiltrate those lands, proselytize, procreate until their numbers increase, and then start the war . . . impose Islam .. . and convert that land into Dar-ul Islam. . . . And when the ignorant among us read those hate-laden verses, they act on them and the result is September 11, human bombs in Israel, massacres in East Timor and Bangladesh, kidnappings and killings in the Philippines, slavery in the Sudan, honor killings in Pakistan and Jordan, torture in Iran, stoning and maiming   in   Afghanistan   and   Iran,   violence   in   Algeria, terrorism in Palestine and misery and death in every Islamic country…. It is not the extremists who have misunderstood Islam. They do literally what the Qur’an asks them to do. It is we who misunderstand Islam.
  • It is very odd that when God decides to manifest Himself, He does so to only one individual. Why can He not reveal Himself to the masses in a football stadium during the final of the World Cup, when literally millions of people around the world are watching?

Lemuel K. Washburn

  • A dogma is the hand of the dead on the throat of the living.
  • A great many people who worship Jesus would not let him come at the back door.
  • A man with a creed has bought the coffin for his mind…. It does not require any mental exercise to believe.
  • An organization that requires the suppression of facts and the discouragement of knowledge in order to maintain its supremacy, is a relic of a tyranny which our free age and our free thought are duty bound to remove from the earth.
  • Christianity is a black spot on the page of civilization.
  • Civilization has come about by going to school more than to church.
  • Every fact is backed up by the whole universe.
  • God has done nothing for men and women except to scare them out of their wits.
  • If God exists, what objections can he have to saying so?
  • I side with the Agnostic…. The difference between people is this: Some don’t know, and some don’t know that they don’t know, and the rest won’t admit that they don’t know
  • Jesus said: ‘Follow me.’ But we decline; we had rather not…. We do not think Jesus was a man that a self- respecting person would like to follow…. The man who said: ‘believe and be saved, believe not and be damned,’ cannot have our admiration.
  • Lots of men who would not associate with infidels for fear of contaminating their characters are not yet out of jail.
  • Most men would kill the truth if truth would kill their religion.
  • No man was ever yet canonized for minding his own business.
  • Of all the great inventions and discoveries that go to make human life easier, happier, more rich and glorious, not one can be laid to the work of theology. These triumphs all belong to science…. If man had no knowledge except what he has got out of the Bible he would not know enough to make a shoe.
  • People who rely most on God rely least on themselves
  • Prayer is like a pump in an empty well, it makes lots of noise, but brings no water.
  • Religion is no more the parent of morality than an incubator is the mother of a chicken.
  • Someday the world will become wise enough to confess that the priest is of no benefit to mankind.
  • The character of God would stand vastly higher in human estimation if he had visited the garden in which he had placed the first human pair and picked up the serpent and cast him over the garden wall before he had a chance to tempt Eve, instead of waiting until the mischief was done, and then cursing the whole lot for what he might so easily have prevented.
  • The church is a bank that is continually receiving deposits but never pays a dividend.
  • The church spends thousands of dollars to save a dogma, where it spends a cent to find a truth.
  • The church today is a hospital for sick dogmas. Every Christian doctrine is a cripple; not one can walk or stand alone.
  • The day will come when this book will be estimated for what it is worth, and when that day comes, the Bible will no longer be called the word of God, but the work of ignorant, superstitious men.
  • The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce.
  • The original sin was not in eating of the forbidden fruit, but in planting the tree that bore the fruit.
  • The scientist is searching for the truth; the theologian is trying to save his idols.
  • The Unitarian walks with a cane, the Congregationalist, Methodist, Presbyterian and Baptist go with crutches, the Episcopalian has to be pushed about in an invalid’s chair, while the Roman Catholic crawls on his hands and knees and is led around with a ring in his nose by a priest.
  • To build one house for man is better than to build a dozen houses to God.
  • Trying to find God is a good deal like looking for money one has lost in a dream.
  • We are told that ‘all things are possible with God’ and yet God cannot boil an egg in cold water.
  • We could believe in God if he shortened the road for the lame, led the blind or fed the starving.
  • What a queer thing is Christian salvation! Believing in firemen will not save a burning house; believing in doctors will not make one well, but believing in a savior saves men. Fudge
  • When a minister says that God will help you, ask him to put up the collateral
  • When men are hungry roast mutton is better than the lamb that taketh away wrath.
  • Who believes in the Trinity must hate the multiplication table.
  • When religion comes in at the door common sense goes out at the window.

President George Washington

  • There is nothing which can better deserve our patronage than the promotion of science and literature. Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness.
  • The United States of America should have a foundation free from the influence of clergy.
  • We have abundant reason to rejoice that in this land the light of truth and reason has triumphed over the power of bigotry and superstition…in this enlightened age and in this land of equal liberty it is our boast that a man’s religious tenets will not forfeit the protection of the laws, nor deprive him of the right of attaining and holding the highest offices that are known in the United States.

Dr. James Watson

  • The biggest advantage to believing in God is you don’t have to understand anything, no physics, no biology…. I wanted to understand.
  • Today, the theory of evolution is an accepted fact for everyone but a fundamentalist minority, whose objections are based not on reasoning but on doctrinaire adherence to religious principles.
  • Well I don’t think we’re for anything. We’re just products of evolution. You can say “Gee, your life must be pretty bleak if you don’t think there’s a purpose.” But I’m anticipating having a good lunch.

Wendell Watters

  • A humanist is an atheist who cares.
  • In devising a code of sexual behavior that would guarantee the survival of the church, the early fathers left no stone unturned in their determination to convert the female uterus into a factory for turning out Christian babies…. so special   condemnation   was   reserved   for   masturbation….Western Christian society is the only one in which masturbation was totally proscribed.

Bill Watterson

  • Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?

Hobbes: I’m not sure that man needs the help. It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

  • No efficiency. No accountability. I tell you, Hobbes, it’s a lousy way to run a universe.

Alan Watts

  • Fanatical believers in the Bible, the Koran and the Torah have fought one another for centuries without realizing that they belong to the same pestiferous club, that they have more in common than they have against one another. . . . A committed   believer   in   the   Koran   trots   out   the   same arguments for his point of view as a Southern Baptist . . . and neither can listen to reason.
  • If you picture the universe as a monarchy, how can you believe that a republic is the best form of government, and so be a loyal citizen of the United States? It is thus that fundamentalists veer to the extreme right wing in politics, being of the personality type that demands strong external and paternalistic authority.
  • The architecture and ritual of churches was based on royal or judicial courts. A monarch who rules by force sits . .. flanked by guards, and those who come to petition him for justice   or   to   offer  tribute   must   kneel   or   prostrate themselves…. Is this an appropriate image for the inconceivable energy that underlies the universe?
  • The Buddhists . . . are not strictly atheists but feel that the ultimate reality cannot be pictured in anyway and, what is more,   that not picturing it is a positive way of feeling it directly,   beyond symbols and images. I have called this ‘atheism in the name of God.’ …an abandonment of all religious beliefs, including atheism, which in practice is the stubbornly   held   idea   that   the   world   is   a   mindless mechanism.
  • The true believer . . . if he is somewhat sophisticated, justifies and even glorifies his invincible stupidity as a ‘leap of faith’ or ‘sacrifice of the intellect.’ He quotes the Tertullian Credo, quia absurdum est, ‘I believe because it is absurd’ as if Tertullian had said something profound. Such people are, quite literally, idiots-originally a Greek word meaning an individual so isolated that you can’t communicate with him.
  • Things are as they are. Looking out into it the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.
  • Today , especially in the United States, there is a taboo against admitting that there are enormous numbers of stupid and ignorant people…. Many people never grow up. They stay all their lives with a passionate need for eternal authority and guidance…. This attitude is not faith. It is pure idolatry. . . . Faith is an openness and trusting attitude to truth and reality, whatever it may turn out to be…. Belief is holding to a rock; faith is learning how to swim.

Reggie Watts

  • Religion can only dream to do what science and art does every day.
  • Religions are the training wheels of self-enlightenment. They can be helpful in the beginning, but at some point they must be let go.

Evelyn Waugh

  • I have noticed again and again since I have been in the Church that lay interest in ecclesiastical matters is often a prelude to insanity.
  • It is a curious thing that every creed promises a paradise which would be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.

Richard A. Weatherwax

  • You do not need the Bible to justify love, but no better tool has been invented to justify hate.

Noah Webster

  • Many   passages of the Bible are expressed in language which decency forbids to be repeated.

Simone Weil

  • An atheist may be simply one whose faith and love are concentrated on the impersonal aspects of God.
  • God can only be present in the creation in the form of absence.

Steven Weinberg

  • Anything that we scientists can do to weaken the hold of religion should be done and may in the end be our greatest contribution to civilization.
  • But, as far as I can tell from my own observations, most physicists today are not sufficiently interested in religion even to qualify as practicing atheists.
  • One of the great achievements of science has been, if not to make it impossible for intelligent people to be religious, then at least to make it possible for them not to be religious.
  • Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
  • Remembrance of the Holocaust leaves me unsympathetic to attempts to justify the ways of God to man. If there is a God that has special plans for humans, then He has taken very great pains to hide His concern for us. To me it would seem impolite if not impious to bother such a God with our prayers.
  • The great majority of the world’s religious people would be surprised to learn that religion has nothing to do with factual reality.
  • The more the universe seems comprehensible, the more it seems pointless…. The more we refine our understanding of God to make the concept plausible, the more it seems pointless.
  • They felt that science would be corrosive to religious belief and they were worried about it. Damn it, I think they were right. It is corrosive to religious belief and it’s a good thing.
  • We try hard in science to stamp out the influence of wishful thinking, whereas so much of religious thought seems to be nothing else: “I must believe in the afterlife because how could I face it if my life was going to terminate at death?

Tom Weller

  • Several thousand years ago, a small tribe of ignorant near- savages wrote various collections of myths, wild tales, lies, and gibberish. Over the centuries, these stories were embroidered, garbled, mutilated, and torn into small pieces that were then repeatedly shuffled. Finally, this material was badly translated into several languages successfully. The resultant text, creationists feel, is the best guide to this complex and technical subject.
  1. G. (Herbert George) Wells
  • I do not believe I have any immortality. The greatest evil in the world today is the Christian religion.
  • Indeed Christianity passes. Passes-it has gone! It has littered the beaches of life with churches, cathedrals, shrines and crucifixes,   prejudices and intolerances,   like the sea urchin and starfish and empty shells and lumps of stinging jelly upon the sands after a tide…. And it has left a multitude of little wriggling theologians and confessors and apologists hopping and burrowing in the warm nutritious sand. But in the hearts of living men, what remains of it now? . . . Phrases. Sentiments. Habits.
  • I think that it stands for everything most hostile to the mental emancipation and stimulation of mankind. It is the completest, most highly organized system of prejudices and antagonism in existence. Everywhere in the world there are ignorance and prejudice, but the greatest complex of these, with the most extensive prestige and the most intimate entanglement with traditional institutions, is the Roman Catholic Church. It presents many faces to the world, but everywhere it is systematic in its fight against freedom.
  • Moral indignation: jealousy with a halo.

John Wesley

  • The giving up of witchcraft…is in effect the giving up of the Bible.

Rebecca West

  • I have no faith in the sense of comforting beliefs which persuade me that all my troubles are blessings in disguise…Creeds pretend to explain the total universe in terms comprehensible to the human intellect, and that pretension seems to me bound to be invalid…The Belief that all higher life is governed by the idea of renunciation poisons our moral life…if we do not live for pleasure we will soon find ourselves living for pain.

Judge Richard B. Westbrook

  • The miracles claimed for the New Testament failed to convince the people, among whom they are said to have been wrought, of the divine mission of Jesus and his apostles, as shown by the treatment   they   received. …Miracles, sorcery   and witchcraft were always based on the delusions of ignorance and superstition.
  • There   is scarcely a story of incident recorded, as all historical fact, in the Old Testament, that is not evidently   founded, in whole, or   in part, upon some more ancient legends of the East. No fundamental doctrine is taught in either the Old or New Testament   that was not as distinctly taught centuries before the Hebrew-Egyptian Moses or the Judean Jesus were ever heard of. There is scarcely a dogma in Christianity   which has not its match in the more ancient   religion   of Hindostan.     There is not an attribute   of deity, not a moral principle, not a single duty taught in any modern system of theology that has not been as truly held by many of the great leaders of the ancient   Pagan religions. The basic principle of the fall of man and his recovery are not only similar, but almost identical, in all scriptures-Pagan,   Jewish and Christian. It would be easy to furnish a list of scores of Saviours, most of whom were subjects of promise and prophecy;   miraculously conceived;   themselves working miracles; their destruction sought by jealous monarchs;   generally dying for mankind and having a triumphant resurrection.

Joss Whedon

  • I’m a very hard-line, angry atheist. Yet I am fascinated by the concept of devotion.

Lynn White, Jr

  • We shall continue to have a worsening ecologic crisis until we reject the Christian axiom that nature has no reason for existence save to serve man.

Alfred North Whitehead

  • God is the ultimate limitation, and his existence is the ultimate irrationality. . . . No reason can be given for the nature   of   God   because   that   nature   is   the   ground   of rationality.
  • The total absence of humor in the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.

Katharine Whitehorn

  • But why do born-again people so often make you wish they’d never been born the first time?

Walt Whitman

  • And I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. / For I, who am curious about each, am not curious / About God-I hear and behold God in every object, / Yet understand God not in the least
  • I have said that the soul is not more than the body / And I say that the body is not more than the soul, / And nothing, not God, is greater to one than one’s self is.
  • I like the scientific spirit- the holding off, the being sure but not too sure, the willingness to surrender ideas when evidence is against them: this is ultimately fine-it always keeps the way beyond open-always gives life, thought, affection, the whole man, a chance to try again after a mistake-after a wrong guess.
  • I think I could turn and live with animals / They are so placid and self-contain’d . . . / They do not lie awake at night in the dark and weep for their sins / They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God. . . . Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago.
  • Pointing to another world will never stop vice among us; shedding light over this world can alone help us.
  • Science,   testing absolutely all thoughts,   all works,   has already burst well upon the world-a sun, mounting, most illuminating, most glorious, surely never again to set. But against it, deeply entrench’d . . . the fossil theology of the mythic-materialistic, superstitious, untaught and credulous fable-loving, primitive ages of humanity.
  • There is no God any more divine than Yourself.

Tim Whitmarsh

  • Believers talk about atheism as if it’s a pathology of a particularly odd phase of modern Western culture that will pass, but if you ask someone to think hard, clearly people also thought this way in antiquity.
  • The history of atheism matters. It matters not just for intellectual reasons-that is, because it behooves us to understand the past as fully as we can-but also on moral, indeed political grounds. History confers authority and legitimacy. This is why authoritarian states seek to deny it to those thy do not favor, destroying historic sites and outlawing traditional practice. Atheist history is not embodied in buildings or rituals in quite the same way, but the principle is identical. If religious belief is treated as deep and ancient and disbelief as recent, then atheism can readily be dismissed as faddish and inconsequential. Perhaps, even, the persecution of atheists can be seen as a less serious problem than the persecution of religious minorities. The deep history of atheism is then in part a human rights issue: it is about recognizing atheists as real people deserving of respect, tolerance, and the opportunity to live their lives unmolested.
  • We tend to see atheism as an idea that has only recently emerged in secular Western societies. The rhetoric used to describe it is hyper-modern. In fact, early societies were far more capable than many , of containing atheism within the spectrum of what they considered normal. Rather than making judgements based on scientific reason, these early atheists were making what seem to be universal objections about the paradoxical nature of religion… the fact that it asks you to accept things that aren’t intuitively there in your world. The fact that this was happening thousands of years ago suggests that forms of disbelief can exist in all cultures, and probably always have.

Elie Wiesel

  • It seemed as impossible to conceive of Auschwitz with God as to conceive of Auschwitz without God. The tragedy of the believer is much greater than the tragedy of the nonbeliever.
  • Never should I forget that nocturnal silence which deprived me, for all eternity, of the desire to live…. Never shall I forget these moments which murdered God and my soul and turned my dreams to dust.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

  • So many gods, so many creeds, So many paths that wind and wind, While just the art of being kind Is all the sad world needs.

Oscar Wilde

  • For what is Truth? In matters of religion, it is simply the opinion that has survived. In matters of science, it is the ultimate sensation.
  • I think that God, in creating men, somewhat overestimated his ability.
  • Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable.
  • Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions.
  • Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn’t there, and finding it.
  • Religion: the fashionable substitute for Belief.
  • The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity.
  • To believe is very dull. To doubt is intensely engrossing.
  • When I think of all the harm the Bible has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it.

Bernard Williams

  • The trouble with religious morality comes not from morality’s being inescapably pure, but from religion’s being incurably unintelligible.

Tennesse E Williams

  • All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent.

Garry Wills

  • Can a people that believes more fervently in the Virgin Birth than in evolution still be called an enlightened nation? . . . The secular states of modern Europe do not understand the fundamentalism of the American electorate…. In fact, we now resemble those nations less than we do our putative enemies. Where else do we find fundamentalist zeal, a rage at secularity, religious intolerance, fear of and hatred for modernity? . . . We find it in the Muslim world…. Americans wonder that the rest of the world thinks us so dangerous, so single-minded, so impervious to international appeals. They fear jihad, no matter whose zeal is being expressed.

 

Edmund O. Wilson

  • On Charles Darwin: did not abandon Abrahamic and other religious dogmas because of his discovery of evolution by natural selection,   as one might reasonably suppose. The reverse occurred.   The   shedding   of   blind   faith   gave   him   the intellectual   fearlessness   to   explore   human   evolution wherever logic and evidence took him. . . . Thus was born scientific humanism,   the only worldview compatible with science’s growing knowledge of the real world and the laws of nature.
  • So, will science and religion find common ground, or at least   agree   to   divide   the   fundamentals   into   mutually exclusive domains? A great many well-meaning scholars believe that such rapprochement is both possible and desirable . A few disagree, and I am one of them. I think Darwin would have held to the same position. The battle line is, as it has ever been, in biology. The inexorable growth of this science continues to widen, not to close, the tectonic gap between science and faith based religion.
  • The word God is now archaic, and it ought to be dropped by those who don’t need it for moral support. The word has the disadvantage of having meant already far too many things in too many ages of history and to too many kinds of people
  • To understand biological human nature in depth is to drain the fever swamps of religious and blank-slate dogma.

Emily Wilson

  • Atheism has had a distinguished and varied lineage. It seems likely that doubt about religion is just as old as religion itself, although there is no way to prove what people believed or did not believe in cultures that have left us no literary evidence.
  • Modern, post-Enlightenment atheism has a particular social function: it draws authority away from the clergy, towards the secular ‘priests’ of science. In the ancient world, the conflict between science and religion did not exist, at least not in these terms. But it does not follow that nobody in antiquity ever questioned the traditional stories about the gods, which were often patently ridiculous.

Robert Anton Wilson

  • Belief is the end of intelligence.
  • If people said ‘maybe’ more often,   the world would suddenly become stark,   staring sane. Can you see Jerry Falwell saying: ‘Maybe God hates gay people. Maybe Jesus is the son of God’?   Every   muezzin   in   Islam   resounding   at   night   in booming voices: ‘There is no God except maybe Allah’ . . . ? Think about how sane the world would become after a while.
  • The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.

President Woodrow Wilson

  • Of course like every other man of intelligence and education I do believe in organic evolution. It surprises me that at this late date such questions should be raised.

Sherwin T. Wine

  • One of the signs of personal strength is that we take blame for what we do wrong. The other sign is that we take credit for what we do right. We do not alienate our power by assigning it to someone else…. Strong people are comfortable in recognizing their own power . . . nor do they call their power a higher power.

Marlene Winell

  • In the fundamentalist view, unbelievers have only two relevant attributes: They are potential converts and sources of temptation. As objects of evangelism,   they are called ‘crops to be harvested,’ ‘sheep to be found,’ and ‘fish to be netted.’ Because of the danger of worldly influence . . . contacts must be superficial, geared toward evangelism only, and cut short if there is not a positive response. Since Christians are already full of truth, there is no need for them to listen, nothing for them to learn, and much for them to lose by admitting alternative views into their consciousness.

John Winsor

  • Dear Christians. The rise of Christianity is what made the Dark Ages dark. You probably understand that the Taliban are religious fanatics whose moral code is obscene by modern standards, I doubt , however, that you realize it resembles Christianity’s original code. You’ve probably never read the entire Bible, but you should, it’s the single best argument against Christianity there is.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

  • What can be said at all can be said clearly; and whereof one cannot speak thereof one must be silent.
  • What do I know about God and the purpose of life? I know that this world exists.

Terry Wogan (Sir Michael Terrence Wogan)

  • On belief in the afterlife: Well, I have difficulties with staff like that. When people have a miserable life, as most people did through the Middle Ages, and lots of people do now, I think it’s easier to believe that there’s going to be a better life ahead. Whereas, I can’t think of a better life than I’m having here.

Alan Wolfe

  • Evangelicalism’s popularity is due as much to its populistic and democratic urges-its determination to find out exactly what believers want and to offer it to them-as it is to certainties of the faith…. More attention is paid to finding plenty of free parking and babysitting than to the proper interpretation of passages of Scripture.

Mary Wollstonecraft

  • The Priests are: idle vermin who two or three times a day perform in the most slovenly manner a service which they think useless, but call their duty.
  • The Being cannot be termed rational or virtuous, who obeys any authority, but that of reason.

Dr Carter G. Woodson

  • By their peculiar ‘reasoning’ too, theologians have sanctioned most of the ills of the ages, they justified the inquisition, serfdom, and slavery. Theologians of our time defend segregation and the annihilation of one race by the other. They have drifted away from righteousness into an effort to make wrongs seem to be right.

Adeline Virginia Woolf

  • I read the book of Job last night, I don’t think God comes well out of it.
  • It is far harder to kill a phantom than a reality.
  • Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
  • To look life in the face, always, to look life in the face, and to know it for what it is . . . at last, to love it for what it is, and then to put it away.

Bobby E. Wright

  • Guess what you talk about when you go to church? Everything but what to do. You talk about some God that nobody ever did find.

Elizur   Wright

  • Religion is dying, but humanity is taking its place.

Frances Wright

  • Let us enquire. Who, then, shall challenge the words? Why are they challenged. And by whom? By those who call themselves the guardians of morality, and who are the constituted guardians of religion. Enquiry, it seems, suits not them. They have drawn the line, beyond which human reason shall not pass — above which human virtue shall not aspire! All that is without their faith or above their rule, is immorality, is atheism, is — I know not what.

Frank Lloyd Wright

  • I believe in God,   only I spell it Nature.

Richard Wright

  • I have no religion in the formal sense of the word…I have no race except that which is forced upon me, I have no country except that to which I’m obliged to belong. I have no traditions. I’m free. I have only the future.

Steven Wright

  • I was driving alone one day and I saw a hitchhiker with a sign saying Heaven. So I hit him.

THE ATHEIST QUOTES ‘V’

Paul Valéry

  • God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

Randy Vlach

  • Atheism is not a world view or a belief system or a political philosophy. It is not a religion, it has no doctrine or dogma. It has nothing to do with whether a person is moral or immoral, good or evil. Atheism is simply a lack of belief in a god or gods.

Laurens Van Der Post

  • Organized religion is making Christianity political rather than making politics Christian.

Carl Van Doren

  • As to gods, they have been, I find, countless, but even the names, of most of them lie in the deep compost which is known as civilization, and the memories of few of them are green.
  • Belief, being first in the field, naturally took a positive term for itself and gave a negative term to unbelief. . . . what they call unbelief, I call belief.
  • I might once have felt it prudent to keep silence, for I perceive that the race of men, while sheep in credulity, are wolves for conformity.
  • I shall have to be more explicit. When I say I am an unbeliever, I do not mean merely that I am no Mormon or no Methodist, or even that I am no Christian or no Buddhist. These seem to me relatively unimportant divisions and subdivisions of belief. I mean that I do not believe in any god that has ever been devised, in any doctrine that has ever claimed to be revealed, in any scheme of immortality that has ever been expounded.
  • Many believers, I am told, have the same doubts, and yet have the knack of putting their doubts to sleep…. Believers are moved by their desires to the extent of letting them rule not only their conduct but their thoughts. An unbeliever’s desires have, apparently, less power over his reason.
  • No god has satisfied his worshipers forever. . . . In the case of the god who still survives in the loyalty of men after centuries of scrutiny, it can always be noted that little besides his name has endured. His attributes will have been so revised that he is really another god.
  • The unbelievers have, as I read history, done less harm to the world than the believers. They have not filled it with savage wars.   .   .   with   crusades   or   persecutions,   with   complacency   or ignorance. They have, instead, done what they could to fill it with knowledge and beauty, with temperance and justice, with manners and laughter. . . . They have surely not been inferior to the believers in the fine art of minding their own affairs and so of enlarging the territories of peace.
  • Yet it must always be remembered that the greatest believers are the greatest tyrants. If the freedom rather than the tyranny of faith is to better the world, then the betterment lies in the hands, I think, of the unbelievers. At any rate, I take my stand with them.

Vincent van Gogh

  • I can very well do without God both in my life and in my painting, but I cannot, ill as I am, do without something which is greater than I, which is my life, the power to create.

Kimberly Veal

  • After a while, the story of the Bible, religion, none of it made any sense to me, because no one could answer any questions…I had to step away, walk away from that, because it had no legitimacy to me anymore.

Jesse Ventura (The Body) (James Janos)

  • Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people’s business.

G.B. Vetter

  • A careful study of religious beliefs and practices, as well as of scholars’ definitions of religion, forces us to conclude that the beliefs and practices labeled ‘religious’ have only one thing in common: the beliefs lack any empirical or statistical evidence, and the practices are ‘regular, habitual, and predictable ways of meeting the unpredictable, the impossible, or the uncontrollable ‘

David Viaene

  • Gods don’t kill people. People with Gods kill people.

Gore Vidal

  • I’m a born-again atheist.
  • More people have been killed in the name of Jesus Christ than any other name in the history of the world.
  • On Monotheism: the great unmentionable evil at the centre of our culture…. I regard monotheism as the greatest disaster ever to befall the human race, From a barbaric bronze age text known as the Old Testament, three anti- human religions have evolved-Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. These are sky-god religions… They are, literally, patriarchal -God is the Omnipotent Father -hence the loathing of women for 2,000 years in those countries afflicted by the sky-god and his earthly male delegates… The sky-god is a jealous god, of course. He requires total obedience from everyone on earth…. Although the notion of one god may give comfort to those in need of a daddy, it reminds the rest of us that the totalitarian society is grounded upon the concept of God the father…. Ultimately, totalitarianism is the only politics that can truly serve the sky-god’s purpose…. One God, one King, one Pope, one master in the factory, one father-leader in the family at home .
  • The idea of a good society is something you do not need a religion and eternal punishment to buttress; you need a religion if you are terrified of death.
  • These anti-human religions have evolved-Judaism, Christianity and Islam. These are Sky-God religions. They are , literally, patriarchal- God is the omnipotent father-hence the loathing of women for 2,000 years in those countries afflicted by the Sky-God and his earthly male delegates. The Sky-God is a jealous God, of course. He requires total obedience from everyone on earth , as he is in place not just for one tribe but for all creation. Those who would reject him must be converted or killed for their own good. Ultimately, totalitarianism is the only sort of politics that can truly serve the Sky-God’s purpose. Any movement of a Liberal nature endangers his authority and that of his delegates on earth. One God, one King, one Pope, one master in the factory, one father-leader in the family at home.
  1. F. Volney (Constantin-François de Chassebœuf) (Comte de Volney)
  • They everywhere attributed to themselves prerogatives and immunities, by means of which they lived exempt from the burdens of other classes…. They everywhere avoided the toils of the laborer, the dangers of the soldier, and the disappointments of the merchant…. Under the cloak of poverty, they found everywhere the secret of procuring wealth…. In the form of gifts and offerings they had established fixed and certain revenues exempt from charges…. They styled themselves the interpreters and mediators of their God, always aiming at the great object to govern for their own advantage…. and all this by carrying on the singular trade of selling words and gestures to credulous people, who purchase them as commodities of the greatest value.

Voltaire (Francois Marie Arouet)

  • A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working at the expense of the rascals who work to live.
  • All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.
  • Another century and there will not be a Bible on earth!
  • Atheist: A name given by theologians to whoever refuses to believe in God in a form of which, in the emptiness of their infallible pates, they have resolved to present it to him.
  • Atheism is the vice of a few intelligent people.
  • Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world.
  • Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is a ridiculous one.
  • Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror. But what shall we substitute in its place? you say. What? A ferocious animal has sucked the blood of my relatives. I tell you to rid yourselves of this beast, and you ask me what you shall put in its place?
  • I always said a very short prayer to God; here it is: ‘My God! make my enemies very ridiculous!’ God heard my prayer.
  • I am a friend of truth, but no friend at all to martyrdom.
  • If God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor.
  • If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
  • Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.
  • It is clear that the individual who persecutes a man, his brother, because he is not of the same opinion, is a monster.
  • It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
  • Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense.
  • Of all religions the Christian is without doubt the one which should inspire tolerance most, although up to now the Christians have been the most intolerant of all men.
  • On religion, many are destined to reason wrongly; others not to reason at all; and others to persecute those who do reason.
  • Religion is the source of all imaginable follies and disorders; it is the mother of fanaticism and civil discord; it is the enemy of mankind .
  • Reason is the most hurtful thing in the world. God only allows it to remain with those he intends to damn, and in his goodness takes it away from those he intends to save or render useful to the Church.
  • Sect and error are synonymous terms.
  • Since the whole affair had become one of religion, the vanquished were of course exterminated.
  • Superstition sets the whole world in flames; philosophy extinguishes it.
  • The atheist preserves his reason, which checks his propensity to mischief, while the fanatic is under the influence of a madness which is constantly urging him on.
  • The Bible. That is what fools have written, what imbeciles command, what rogues teach, and young children are made to learn by heart.
  • The first priest was the first rogue who met the first fool.
  • There is no sect in geometry; one does not refer to a Euclidean or Archimedean.
  • The truths of religion are never so well understood as by those who have lost the power of reasoning
  • Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
  • What can we say to a man who tells you that he would rather obey God than men, and that therefore he is sure to go to heaven for butchering you? Even the law is impotent against these attacks of rage; it is like reading a court.
  • You will notice that in all disputes between Christians since the birth of the Church, Rome has always favored the doctrine which most completely subjugated the human mind and annihilated reason.

Clemens Vonnegut

  • Never should the attempt be made to supplant truth, knowledge and education by presumption.

Kurt Vonnegut

  • I believe that virtuous behavior is trivialized by carrot-and- stick   schemes,   such   as   promises   of   highly   improbable rewards or punishments in an improbable afterlife.
  • Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
  • The acceptance of a creed, any creed, entitles the acceptor to membership in the sort of artificial extended family we call a congregation. It is a way to fight loneliness.
  • The Gospels actually taught this: Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn’t well connected.

THE ATHEIST QUOTES ‘U’

Miguel de Unamuno

  • Faith is in its essence simply a matter of will, not of reason, and to believe is to wish to believe, and to believe in God is, before all and above all, to wish that there may be a God.
  • Science as a substitute for religion,   and reason as a substitute for faith, have always fallen to pieces.
  • The greater part of our atheists are atheists from a kind of rage, rage at not being able to believe that there is a God. They are the personal enemies of God. They have invested Nothingness with substance and personality, and their No- God is an Anti-God.

John Updike

  • Believe me, pal, it fills a lot of theoretical holes. Nothing to matter, dead matter to life, smooth as silk. God? Forget the old bluffer.

USA SUPREME COURT JUDGEMENT: Engle v. Vitale (1962)

  • Neither the fact that the prayer is denominationally neutral nor the fact that its observance on the part of the students is voluntary can serve to free it from the limitations of the Establishment Clause.

Peter Ustinov

  • Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
  • There is no question but that if Jesus Christ , or a great prophet from another religion, were to come back today, he would find it virtually impossible to convince anyone of his credentials despite the fact that the vast evangelical machine on American television is predicated on His imminent return among us sinners.

THE ATHEIST QUOTES ‘T’

Dr. Henry M. Taber

  • And what has doubt done for science?   Has it not instituted a truer system of thought?     Has it not given us Copernicus,   Bruno,   Newton.   Kepler.   Humboldt,     Darwin   and Heeckel ; whose brilliant discoveries would have been hid from the world had doubt been silenced?
  • Doubt is a sentinel on the watch-tower of the brain, charged with the duty of sounding an alarm, whenever its enemies- superstition, falsehood, ignorance   and unreason-attempt   to invade the citadel of truth. Doubt is the herald of progress;   the genius of reason ; the pathway to truth;   the advance guard in the contest with intellectual darkness
  • Every religion has its sacred or inspired book, but it is not recognized as such by the believers in any of the other   religions.   The Tripitaka is an inspired book to the faith of the Buddhist.     The   Zend-Avesta   to that of the   Parsec.   The Book of Mormon to the Mormons.
  • Faith is uninvestigating,   unreasoning,   benighting,   terrorizing.
  • It is but historical truth   that Christianity   has discouraged learning, antagonized science and retarded   civilization;   that it has instigated fear, incited persecution and encouraged war; that it has stirred up jealousy, enmity and strife;   that it has been the prop of thrones, the friend of despotism, the enemy of liberty;   that it substitutes faith for reason, legend for fact. tradition   for history,   fable for truth;   that it would punish honest thought   with never ending   torture, and reward dishonest belief with eternal bliss; that it has shown itself to be ignorant, credulous, superstitious, bigoted, arrogant, irrational, unjust,   tyrannical,   pharisaical,   cruel and   immoral;   that   it falsely assumes to possess the only true system by which up­ rightness   of character   and moral conduct are inculcated and attained;   and that it erroneously   claims to have established the only institutions of a beneficent character that have existed.
  • Paganism is the trunk, the tree, the branches, the leaves: Christianity is but the bloom.
  • The cowardice of our clerics in pushing their heads firmly in the sand, not confronting the misguided and the extremists amongst us, is an affront to all that I regard as holy. If they have not the courage to declare the Islamic suicide terrorists as apostates, then perhaps they would be good enough to declare me as one, for I would rather burn in the eternal flames of Hell than share a Paradise with the likes of them.
  • What   has doubt done   for religion?     Had it not been for the doubt of Luther,   there had been no Protestant   Church. Had it not been for the doubt of Christ, there had been no Christianity

Takasui

  • Only doubt more and more deeply . . . without aiming at anything or expecting anything . . . without intending to be enlightened and without even intending not to intend to be enlightened…. When you become, through and through, a great mass of doubt, there will come a moment, all of a sudden, at which you emerge into a transcendence called the Great Enlightenment.

Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand

  • Referring to the USA: I found there a country with thirty-two religions and only one source.

Reverend Dr. T. De Vitt Talmage

  • It is easy to have one’s faith destroyed.     I can give you a receipt for it.   Read infidel Looks;   have long- and frequent conversations with sceptics; attend the lectures with those antagonistic to religion.   It is easy to banish soon and forever all respect for the Bible.    I prove by the fact that so many have done it.

James Taylor

  • Twelve-step programs say an interesting thing: Either you have a god, or you are God and you don’t want the job.

Edwin Way Teale

  • It is morally as bad not to care whether a thing is true or not, so long as it makes you feel good, as it is not to care how you got your money as long as you have got it.

Tecumseh

  • How can we have confidence in the white people? When Jesus Christ came upon the earth, you killed him, the son of your own God, you nailed him up!! You thought he was dead, but you were mistaken. And only after you thought you killed him did you worship him, and start killing those who would not worship him. What kind of people is this for us to trust?

Howard   M.   Teeple

  • Bibliolatry: A form of idolatry, resulting from the acceptance of the Bible as an error-free rendition of divine inspiration. So much authority is assigned to the Bible that it, in effect, becomes the object of worship.

Woolsey Teller

  • From every domain of science there is a wealth of evidence which shows the blind urge and senseless activities of natural phenomena…. The stellar depths are silent as the grave to human misery and want. The vast abyss of space is both our womb and our tomb.
  • There is something really pathetic in the statement that the universe was made for man. . . . There are more than 300,000 million stars our galaxy alone [equal to about 270,000 million suns the size of our own in This is the raw material,   the amazing cosmic ‘batter,’ from which our planetary system came…. It is like mixing a batter of dough as big as the sun to bake a single crumb of bread. A baker who worked on the basis of that much material as a means to an end would be considered a dolt…. No mentality above the level of an idiot would devise such madhouse ‘schemes’ as that of spinning billions of globes for amusement or of tossing them around aimlessly to prove itself intelligent.

Charles Templeton

  • If God’s love encompasses the whole world and if everyone who does not believe in him will perish, then surely this question needs to be asked: When,   after two thousand years, does God’s plan kick in for the billion people he ‘so loves’ in China? Or for the 840 million in India? Or the millions in Japan, Afghanistan, Siberia, Egypt, Burma-and on and on?
  • Is it not foolish to close one’s eyes to the reality that much of the Christian faith is simply impossible to accept as fact? And is it not a fundamental error to base one’s life on theological concepts formulated centuries ago by relatively primitive men who believed that the world was flat, that Heaven was ‘up there’ somewhere, and that the universe had been created and was controlled by a jingoistic and intemperate deity who would punish you forever if you did not behave exactly as instructed?

Lord Alfred Tennyson

  • There lives more faith in honest doubt, believe me, than in half the creeds.

Mother Teresa (Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu)

  • I think it is very beautiful for the poor to accept their lot, to share it with the passion of Christ. I think the world is being much helped by the suffering of the poor people.

Studs Terkel

  • You happen to be talking to an agnostic. You know what an agnostic is? A cowardly atheist.

Randall Terry

  • Let a wave of intolerance wash over you . . . a wave of hatred… Yes, hate is good…. Our goal is a Christian Nation . . . we have a biblical duty, we are called by God to conquer this country. We don’t want equal time. We don’t want pluralism. We want theocracy.

Nikola Tesla

  • If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.
  • To those searching for truth-not the truth of dogma and darkness, but the truth brought about by reason, search, examination and inquiry, discipline is required. For faith, as well intentioned as it may be, must be built on facts not fiction. Faith in fiction is a damnable false hope.

Mandisa Thomas

  • Yet I cannot be proud of the way many of us continue to embrace unfounded religious beliefs, and will even go out of their way to admonish those that do not. Critical thinking is at an all time low in the Black Community . The proof is in the high drug , disease and pregnancy rates and with so many churches concentrated there – with millions of dollars collectively flowing through them – there’s really no reason why the notion to look to an invisible entity to solve problems should still exist.

Francis Thompson

  • An atheist is a man who believes himself an accident.

Henry David Thoreau

  • Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. . . . . When you travel to the Celestial City , carry no letter of introduction. When you knock, ask to see God-none of his servants.
  • I did not see why the schoolmaster should be taxed to support the priest, and not the priest the schoolmaster.
  • There is more religion in man’s science than there is science in his religion.
  • There may be Gods, but they care not what men do.

Alvin Toffler

  • Our moral responsibility is not to stop the future, but to shape it to channel our destiny in humane directions and to ease the trauma of transition.

Leo Tolstoy

  • A peasant dies calmly because he is not a Christian. He performs the rituals as a matter of course, but his true religion is different. His religion is nature, with which he has lived.
  • I was taught the soldier’s trade, that is, to resist evil by homicide; the army to which I belonged was sent forth with a Christian benediction.
  • People today live without faith…. The wealthy,   educated people, having freed themselves from the hypnotism of the Church,   believe in nothing. They look upon all faiths as absurdities or as useful means of keeping the masses in bondage-no more.
  • The teaching of the church is in theory a crafty and evil lie, and in practice a concoction of gross superstition and witchcraft. . . . The Christian churches and Christianity have nothing in common save in name: they are utterly hostile opposites.
  • To regard Christ as God, and to pray to him, are to my mind the greatest possible sacrilege.

Lily Tomlin

  • Why is it when we talk to God, we’re said to be praying -but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?

Tom   Tomorrow   (Dan  Perkins )

  • Our basic civil liberties are in jeopardy, but we’re going to be spending our time as a society arguing about whether or not schoolchildren should be forced to pay tribute to imaginary invisible beings who live in magical kingdoms in outer space somewhere.

Polly Toynbee

  • On interviewing Mother Teresa: And we argued about contraception. Couldn’t she see the effects of her teaching on the Calcutta streets where babies were born to starve and die in misery? She said that every baby that takes a breath is another soul to the glory of God and that was all that mattered, the creation of souls. Suffering? We are all born to suffer.
  • Of all the elements of Christianity, the most repugnant is the notion of the Christ who took our sins upon himself and sacrificed his body in agony to save our souls. Did we ask him to?
  • Religion is not nice, it kills: it is toxic in the places where people really believe it…. It is there in the born-again Christian     fundamentalism     demanded     of     every     U.S. politician…. It drives on the murderous Islamic jihadists. It makes mad the biblical land-grabbing Israeli settlers. It threatens nuclear nemesis between the Hindus and Muslims along the India-Pakistan border. It still hurls pipebombs on the Ulster streets. The Falun Gong are killed for it, extremist Sikhs die for it too. The Pope kills millions through his reckless spreading of AIDS. When absolute God-given righteousness beckons,   blood   flows and   women   are  in chains.
  • The only good religion is a moribund religion…. it only becomes civilised when it loses all temporal power in a multicultural, secular society…. Only when the faithful are weak are they tolerant and peaceful…. Only then will religion turn into a gentle talisman of cultural tradition, a mode   of   meditation   with   little   literal   belief   in   ancient miracles or long dead warlords.
  • The pens sharpen-Islamophobia! No such thing. Primitive Middle Eastern religions are much the same—Islam, Christianity and Judaism all define themselves through disgust for women’s bodies…. Meanwhile the far left, forever thrilled by the whiff of cordite, has bizarrely decided to fellow-travel with primitive Islamic extremism as the best available anti-Americanism around.

Trevor Treharne

  • Billions of years ago God was creating universes and life. Thousands of years ago he was creating angry floods, sin-saving human sacrifices and audible burning bushes. Today, he occasionally appears on a piece of toast. To state that God has become reclusive over the years would be an overwhelming understatement.

Hal Tritz

  • It should not, and need not, be the purpose of a science teacher to preach atheism or even skepticism about any religious doctrine, but if such should be the result of his teaching in one, two or even a half-dozen of his students, that has nothing to do with his purposes. His purpose is to teach the science as it is currently understood. A semester of study of the weather and meteorology may result in a student’s new realization that the god Thor does not cause thunder and lightning. We might even say, so much the better! But the science teacher’s purpose is not to rid the student of such belief; his or her purpose is to teach the science about the weather.

Leon Trotsky (Lev Davidovitch Bronstein)

  • Not only in peasant homes, but also in city skyscrapers, there lives alongside the twentieth century the thirteenth. A hundred million people use electricity and still believe in the magic powers of signs and exorcisms. Aviators who pilot miraculous mechanisms created by man’s genius wear amulets on their sweaters. What inexhaustible reserves they possess of darkness, ignorance and savagery!

President Harry S. Truman

  • I think there is an immense shortage of Christian charity among so-called Christians.

Lao   Tse (Laozi)

  • If   lightning   is   the   anger   of   the   gods,   the   gods are concerned mostly with trees.

Jethro Tull

  • In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him-

Ivan Turgenev

  • I shall be very curious to see the man who has the courage to believe in nothing.
  • Whatever a man prays for, he prays for a miracle. Every prayer reduces itself to this: ‘Great God, grant that twice two be not   four.’

Alan Turing

  • Science is a differential equation; Religion is a boundary condition.

Agnes Sligh Turnbull

  • Wasn’t religion invented by man for a kind of solace? It’s as though he said, ‘I’ll make me a nice comfortable garment to shut out the heat and the cold’; and then it ends by becoming a straitjacket.

Ted Turner   (the Mouth of the South)

  • On splitting up with Jane Fonda: She just came home and said ‘I’ve become a Christian.’ Before that, she was not a religious person. That’s a pretty big change for your wife of many years to tell you. That’s a shock.

Tuttle’s Ethics of Science

  • The   utterance of prayer is like the dog baying the moon.

 

Archbishop Desmond Tutu

  • There is a story.. . which is fairly well known, told about when missionaries came to Africa, that they had the Bible and we, the natives, had the land. And then they said, ‘Let us pray,’ and we dutifully shut our eyes. And when we opened them , why, they now had the land and we had the Bible.

Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens)

  • A Christian is a person who wants to give up great things in real life, for mediocre things in an imaginary one. More importantly ,they demand you do the same.
  • A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
  • The Bible is a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology
  • Blasphemy? No, it is not blasphemy. If God is as vast as that, He is above blasphemy; if He is as little as that, He is beneath it.
  • But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
  • Concentration of power in a political machine is bad; and an established church is only a political machine; it was invented for that, it is nursed, cradled, preserved for that; it is an enemy to human liberty, and does no good which it could not better do in a split-up and scattered condition.
  • During many ages there were witches. The Bible said so. The Bible commanded that they should not be allowed to live. Therefore the Church, after doing its duty in but a lazy and indolent way for 800 years, gathered up its halters, thumbscrews, and firebrands, and set about its holy work in earnest. She worked hard at it night and day during nine centuries and imprisoned, tortured, hanged, and burned whole hordes and armies of witches, and washed the Christian world clean with their foul blood. Then it was discovered that there was no such thing as witches, and never had been. One does not know whether to laugh or to cry.
  • Faith is believing what you know ain’t so.
  • Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.
  • On the Bible: has noble poetry in it … and some good morals; and some execrable morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies.
  • History doesn’t repeat itself, but it rhymes.
  • I bring you this stately matron named Christendom, returning bedraggled, besmirched, and dishonored from pirate raids in Kiao-Chow, Manchuria, South Africa, and the Philippines, with her soul full of meanness, her pocket full of boodle, and her mouth full of pious hypocrisies. Give her soap and a towel, but hide the looking-glass
  • I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious, unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind and kept them shut by force.
  • I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it
  • If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be-a Christian.
  • If men neglected ‘God’s poor’ and ‘God’s stricken and helpless ones’ as He does, what would become of them? The answer is to be found in those dark lands where man follows His example and turns his indifferent back upon them: they get no help at all; they cry, and plead and pray in vain, they linger and suffer, and miserably die. If you will look at the matter rationally and without prejudice, the proper place to hunt for the facts of His mercy, is not where man does the mercies and He collects the praise, but in those regions where He has the field to Himself.
  • If the cholera or black plague should come to these shores, perhaps the bulk of the nation would pray to be delivered from it, but the rest would put their trust in the Health Board of the City of New York.
  • If there is a God, he is a malign thug.
  • In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second – hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing.
  • Is it not well worthy of note that of all the multitude of texts through which man has driven his annihilating pen he has never once made the mistake of obliterating a good and useful one?
  • It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
  • It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when he came down to earth, he became the opposite… sweet, gentle merciful, forgiving. He was a thousand billion times crueler than ever he was in the Old Testament… Meek and gentle? By and by we will examine that popular sarcasm by the light of the hell which he invented.
  • It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain.
  • It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
  • It is plain that there is one moral law for heaven and another for the earth. The pulpit assures us that wherever we see suffering and sorrow, which we can relieve and do not do it, we sin, heavily. There was never yet a case of suffering or sorrow which God could not relieve. Does He sin, then If He is the Source of Morals. He does-certainly nothing can be plainer than that, you will admit. Surely the Source of law cannot violate law and stand unsmirched; surely the judge upon the bench cannot forbid crime and then revel in it himself unreproached . Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he   has   acquired at second-hand and adopted without examination, to a trained congregation which accepts them without examination, and neither the speaker nor the hearer laughs at himself. It does seem as if we ought to be humble when we are at a bench-show, and not put on airs of intellectual superiority there.
  • Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.
  • Man is a marvelous curiosity… He thinks he is the Creator’s pet…. He even believes the Creator loves him; has a passion for him; sits up nights to admire him; yes, and watch over him and keep him out of trouble. He prays to Him, and thinks. He listens. Isn’t it a quaint idea?
  • Man is the Religious Animal…. He is the only animal that has the True Religion-several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself, and cuts his throat if his theology isn’t straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother’s path to happiness and heaven.
  • Many of these people have the reasoning faculty, but no one uses it in religious matters.
  • More than two hundred death penalties are gone from the law books, but the text that authorized them remains.
  • Most people can’t bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?
  • No church property is taxed, and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit in the public income this caused.
  • Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine it gives me the gout; if I go to church it gives me dysentery.
  • Nothing exists; all is a dream. God-man-the world-the sun, the moon, the wilderness of stars-a dream, all a dream; they have no existence. Nothing exists save empty space-and you.
  • One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.
  • Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness… It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast
  • Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.
  • Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.
  • Satan hasn’t a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
  • ..a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied seventy times seven and invented Hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man’s acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship him.
  • The altar cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next.
  • The best minds will tell you that when a man has begotten a child he is morally bound to tenderly care for it, protect it from hurt, shield it from disease, clothe it, feed it, bear with its waywardness, lay no hand upon it save in kindness and for its own good, and never in any case inflict upon it a wanton cruelty. God’s treatment of his earthly children, every day and every night, is the exact opposite of all that, yet those best minds warmly justify these crimes, condone them , excuse them , and indignantly refuse to regard them as crimes at all, when he commits them.
  • The Bible has noble poetry in it… and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
  • The Christian Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same; but the medical practice changes. For eighteen hundred years these changes were slight-scarcely noticeable. The practice was allopathic—allopathic in its rudest and crudest form. The dull and ignorant physician day and night, and all the days and all the nights, drenched his patient with vast and hideous doses of the most repulsive drugs to be found in the store’s stock; he bled him, cupped him, purged him, puked him, salivated him, never gave his system a chance to rally, nor nature a chance to help. He kept him religion sick for eighteen centuries, and allowed him not a well day during all that time. The stock in the store was made up of about equal portions of baleful and debilitating poisons, and healing and comforting medicines; but the practice of the time confined the physician to the use of the former; by consequence, he could only damage his patient, and that is what he did.
  • The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example.
  • The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.
  • There is nothing in either savage or civilised history that is more utterly complete, more remorselessly sweeping than the Father of Mercy’s campaign among the Midianites. The official report deals only in masses, all the virgins, all the men, all the babies. all ‘creatures that breathe,’ all houses. all cities. It gives you just one vast picture …as far as the eye can reach, of charred ruins and storm-swept desolation… Would you expect this same conscienceless God, this moral bankrupt, to become a teacher of morals, of gentleness, of meekness, of righteousness, of purity.
  • There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.
  • Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
  • We hear much about His patience and forbearance and long-suffering; we hear nothing about our own, which much exceeds it. We hear much about His mercy and kindness and goodness-in words-the words of His Book and of His pulpit-and the meek multitude is content with this evidence, such as it is, seeking no further; but whoso searcheth after a concreted sample of it will in time acquire fatigue.
  • What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.
  • What God lacks is convictions-stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something-not try to be everything.
  • Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
  • When the human race has once acquired a superstition nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.
  • You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?
  • You have noticed that the human being is a curiosity. In times past he has had hundreds and hundreds of religions; today he has hundreds and hundreds of religions, and launches not fewer than three new ones every year. I could enlarge on that number and still be within the facts

George Tyrrell

  • What men deny is not God, but some preposterous idol of the imagination.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

  • For every player who credits God for the win, a player from the opposing team can logically blame God for the loss.
  • I’m constantly claimed by atheists. I find this intriguing. In fact, on my Wiki page – I didn’t create the Wiki page, others did, and I’m flattered that people cared enough about my life to assemble it – and it said, ‘Neil deGrasse is an atheist.’
  • People cited violation of the First Amendment when a New Jersey schoolteacher asserted that evolution and the Big Bang are not scientific and that Noah‘s ark carried dinosaurs. This case is not about the need to separate church and state; it’s about the need to separate ignorant, scientifically illiterate people from the ranks of teachers.
  • Science is basically an inoculation against charlatans.
  • There was a world. Ours. And that world is now. There are no scientific or technological obstacles to protecting our world and the precious life that it supports. It all depends on what we truly value…And if we can summon the will to act.

 

THE ATHEIST QUOTES ‘

 

Xenophanes

  • Men imagine gods to be born and to have clothes and voice and body, like themselves…. If oxen, lions, and horses had hands and could make fashion of art, they would fashion gods in their own images…. The Ethiopians make their gods black and snub-nosed; the Thracians say theirs have blue eyes and red hair.

TV Series: The X-Files (Agent Scully)

  • Nothing happens in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we know of it.

THE ATHEIST QUOTES ‘S’

Saddi

  • To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer.

Marquis de Sade (Donatien Alphonse François)

  • It requires only two things to win credit for a miracle: a mountebank and a number of silly women.
  • The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind.

Carl Sagan

  • A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.
  • At the extremes it is difficult to distinguish pseudoscience from rigid, doctrinaire religion.
  • But how does saying that God made the universe, and never mind asking where God came from, how is that more satisfying than to say the universe was always here?
  • Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
  • Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage. But if we don’t practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly serious problems that face us — and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, up for grabs by the next charlatan who comes along.
  • For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
  • If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits?….For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
  • If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate….Try science.
  • I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.
  • In 1993, the supreme religious authority of Saudi Arabia, Sheik Abdel-Aziz   Ibn Baaz,   issued   an   edict,   or   fatwa, declaring that the world is flat. Anyone of the round persuasion does not believe in God and should be punished. When the movie Jurassic Park was shown in Israel, it was condemned by some Orthodox rabbis because it taught that dinosaurs lived a hundred million years ago…. The clearest evidence of our evolution can be found in our genes, but evolution is still being fought, ironically by those whose own DNA proclaims it.
  • In   a   scientific   age,   what   is   a   more   reasonable   and acceptable disguise for the classic religious mythos than the idea that we are being visited by messengers of a powerful, wise and benign advanced civilization?
  • In science it often happens that scientists say, ‘You know that’s a really good argument; my position is mistaken,’ and then they actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn’t happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion.
  • Is it fair to be suspicious of an entire profession because of a few bad apples? There are at least two important differences, it seems to me. First, no one doubts that science actually works, whatever mistaken and fraudulent claim may from time to time be offered. But whether there are any miraculous cures from faith-healing, beyond the body’s own ability to cure itself, is very much at issue. Secondly, the expose’ of fraud and error in science is made almost exclusively by science. But the exposure of fraud and error in faith-healing is almost never done by other faith-healers.
  • I worry that, especially as the Millennium edges nearer, pseudoscience and superstition will seem year by year more tempting, the siren song of unreason more sonorous and attractive. Where have we heard it before? Whenever our ethnic or national prejudices are aroused, in times of scarcity, during challenges to national self-esteem or nerve, when we agonize about our diminished cosmic place and purpose, or when fanaticism is bubbling up around us-then, habits of thought familiar from ages past reach for the controls.
  • I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But as much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking.
  • Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of this astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasy.
  • Many statements about God are confidently made by theologians on grounds that today at least sound specious. Thomas Aquinas claimed to prove that God cannot make another God, or commit suicide, or make a man without a soul, or even make a triangle whose interior angles do not equal 180 degrees. But Bolyai and Lobachevsky were able to accomplish this last feat in the nineteenth century, and they were not even approximately gods.
  • Modern science has been a voyage into the unknown, with a lesson in humility waiting at every stop. Many passengers would rather have stayed home.
  • Nature does not always conform to our predispositions and preferences to what we deem comfortable and easy to understand.
  • One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It is simply too painful to acknowledge – even to ourselves – that we’ve been so credulous.
  • Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep thoughts can be winnowed from deep nonsense.
  • Some people think of God as an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white beard, sitting on a throne somewhere up there in the sky, busily tallying the fall of every sparrow. Others—for example, Baruch Spinoza and Albert Einstein-considered God to be essentially the sum total of the physical laws which describe the universe. I do not know of any compelling evidence for anthropomorphic patriarchs controlling human destiny from some hidden celestial vantage point, but it would be madness to deny the existence of physical laws.
  • The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir.
  • The cosmos is all that is or ever was or ever will be.
  • There are lots of charismatic people who have all sorts of mutually exclusive conversion experiences. They can’t all be right. Some of them have to be wrong. Many of them have to be wrong. It’s even possible that all of them are wrong. We cannot depend entirely on what people say. We have to look at what the evidence is.
  • The sacred truth of science is that there are no sacred truths.
  • The world is so exquisite, with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better, it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look Death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides.
  • Think of how many religions attempt to validate themselves with prophecy. Think of how many people rely on these prophecies, however vague, however unfulfilled, to support or prop up their beliefs. Yet has there ever been a religion with the prophetic accuracy and reliability of science?
  • We can judge our progress by the courage of our questions and the depth of our answers, our willingness to embrace what is true rather than what feels good.
  • When asked merely if they accept evolution, 45 percent of Americans say yes. When the movie “Jurassic Park” was shown in Israel, it was condemned by some Orthodox rabbis because it accepted evolution and because it taught that dinosaurs lived a hundred million years ago-when, as is plainly stated at every Rosh Hashonhan and every Jewish wedding ceremony, the Universe is less than 6,000 years old.
  • Why is there such a long list of things that God tells people to do? Why didn’t God do it right in the first place? You start out the universe, you can do anything. You can see all future consequences of your present action. You want a certain desired end. Why don’t you arrange it in the beginning? The intervention of God in human affairs speaks of incompetence. I don’t say incompetence on a human scale. Clearly all of the views of God are much more competent than the most competent human. But it does not speak of omnicompetence. It says there are limitations.
  • You can’t convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it’s based on a deep-seated need to believe.
  • You see, the religious people — most of them — really think this planet is an experiment. That’s what their beliefs come down to. Some god or other is always fixing and poking, messing around with tradesmen’s wives, giving tablets on mountains, commanding you to mutilate your children, telling people what words they can say and what words they can’t say, making people feel guilty about enjoying themselves, and like that. Why can’t the gods let well enough alone? All this intervention speaks of incompetence. If God didn’t want Lot’s wife to look back, why didn’t he make her obedient, so she’d do what her husband told her? Or if he hadn’t made Lot such a shithead, maybe she would have listened to him more. If God is omnipotent and omniscient, why didn’t he start the universe out in the first place so it would come out the way he wants? Why’s he constantly repairing and complaining? No, there’s one thing the Bible makes clear: The biblical God is a sloppy manufacturer. He’s not good at design, he’s not good at execution. He’d be out of business if there was any competition.

Ahmand Salacrou

  • The existence of a world without God seems to me less absurd than the presence of a God, existing in all his perfection, creating an imperfect man in order to make him run the risk of Hell.

J.D. Salinger

  • In the first place, I’m sort of an atheist. I like Jesus and all, but I don’t care too much for most of the other stuff in the Bible. Take the Disciples, for instance. They annoy the hell out of me, if you want to know the truth. They were all right after Jesus was dead and all, but while He was alive, they were about as much use to Him as a hole in the head. All they did was keep letting Him down. I like almost anybody in the Bible better than the Disciples. If you want to know the truth, the guy I like best in the Bible, next to Jesus, was that lunatic and all, that lived in the tombs and kept cutting himself with stones. I like him ten times as much as the Disciples, that poor bastard.

Carl   Sandburg

  • To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then to go to hell after all would be too damned hard.

San Francisco Chronicle, 11 December 1990

  • Colfax, Placer County. A mysterious light on a church wall that many believed was a divinely inspired image of the Virgin Mary did not appear yesterday amid heavy clouds, seeming to confirm the theory it was merely sunlight shining through stained-glass window. … When the image failed to appear at its customary time, however, the worshipers trooped out, some in dismay. … Church officials had been considering an investigation to determine whether the appearance of the image, which looked like the outline of the top half of a figure, was a miracle

Margaret Sanger

  • Cannibals at least do not hide behind the sickening smirk of the Church…. Their tastes are not so fastidious, so refined, so Christian, as those of our great American coal operators…. Remember the women and children who were sacrificed so that John D. Rockefeller junior might continue his noble career of charity and philanthropy as a supporter of the Christian faith.
  • If Christianity turned the clock of general progress back a thousand years, it turned back the clock two thousand years for woman.

Cara Santa Maria

  • Once Intelligent Design squeezes its way into the pages following Evolution in our Biology books, we might as well add Astrology to our astrophysics lecturers and toss some Alchemy education into the Chemistry lab.

George Santayana

  • Each religion, so dear to those whose life it sanctifies, and fulfilling so necessary a function in the society that has adopted it, necessarily contradicts every other religion, and probably contradicts itself.
  • Faith in the supernatural is a desperate wager made by man at the lowest ebb of his fortunes.
  • Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.
  • I can always say to myself that my atheism, like that of Spinoza, is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests; and . . . even in this denial I am no rude iconoclast, but full of secret sympathy with the impulses of idolators.
  • It is easier to make a saint out of a libertine than out of a prig.
  • It is not worldly ecclesiatics that kindle the fires of persecution, but mystics who think they hear the voice of God.
  • It is pathetic to observe how lowly the motives are that religion, even the highest, attributes to the deity. . . . To be given the best morsel, to be remembered, to be praised, to be obeyed blindly. . . . No religion has ever given a picture of deity which men could have imitated without the grossest immorality.
  • Men become superstitious not because they had too much imagination, but because they were not aware that they had any.
  • Prayer, among sane people, has never superseded practical efforts to secure the desired end.
  • Religions are the great fairy-tales of the conscience.
  • Religion is the natural reaction of the imagination when confronted by the difficulties of a truculent world.
  • That fear first created the gods is perhaps as true as anything so brief could be on so great a subject.
  • The bible is literature, not dogma.
  • The idea of Christ is much older than Christianity.
  • There is no cure for life and death save to enjoy the interval.
  • To be boosted by an illusion is not to live better than to live in harmony with the truth; it is not nearly so sweet, and not nearly fruitful. These refusals to part with a decayed illusion are really an infection to the mind.

Jose de Sousa Saramago

  • Deep down, the problem is not a God that does not exist, but the religion that proclaims Him. I denounce religions, all religions, as harmful to Humankind. These are harsh words, but one must say them.

Jean-Paul Sartre

  • And then one day . . . to while away the time, I decided to think about God. ‘Well,’ I said, ‘he doesn’t exist.’ It was something authentically self-evident…I settled the question once and for all at the age of twelve.
  • Dostoyevsky said, ‘If God did not exist, everything would be possible.’ That is the very starting point of existentialism.
  • Existentialism isn’t so atheistic that it wears itself out showing that God doesn’t exist. Rather, it declares that even if God did exist, that would change nothing.
  • Existentialism . . . isn’t trying to plunge man into despair at all…. We mean only to say that God does not exist, and that it is necessary to draw the consequences of his absence right to the end.
  • If God exists, man does not exist; if man exists, God does not exist.
  • Hell   is   other   people.
  • She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist.
  • The existentialist . . . finds it extremely embarrassing that God does not exist,   for there disappears with him all possibility of finding values in an intelligible heaven.
  • There is no human nature, because there is no God to have a conception of it. Man simply is…. Man is nothing else but that which he makes of himself. That is the first principle of existentialism.

Saturday   Review

  • A process of religious decomposition has been going   on for many years past.

Adam Savage

  • Rules do not make us moral, loving each other makes us moral.

Dan Savage

  • I realized if I wanted to live in a fabulous house and have sex with young men I didn’t need to be a priest to do that anymore. It used to be the only way you could do that, but the world has changed now for the better.
  • John Paul II had more ‘no’s’ for straight people than he did for gays. But when he tried to meddle in the private lives of straights, the same people who deferred to his delicate sensibilities where my rights were concerned suddenly blew him Gay blowjobs are expendable, it seems; straight ones are sacred…. So . . . I’m sorry the old bastard’s dead…. But I’m not so sorry that I won’t stoop to working John Paul II into a column about zombie fetishism.
  • The shortest book in the New Testament is a letter from Paul to a Christian slave owner, about owning his Christian slave. And Paul doesn’t say, ‘Christians don’t own people,’ Paul talks about how Christians own people. We ignore what the Bible says about slavery because the Bible got slavery wrong. If the Bible got the easiest moral question that humanity has ever faced wrong, what are the odds that the Bible got something as complicated as human sexuality wrong?

Reverend Minot J. Savage

  • Every   rite and symbol of the Christian Church may be found in the older religions.
  • The   Books of the Bible are full of contradictions   and errors,   while the   moral   tone of many parts of them is such as to make it impiety in us to credit   them to a just and   loving God. It   is incongruous, even to absurdity, to think of God as a localized, outlined   Being, setting   forth   his arbitrary   decrees   like a celestial Kaiser. It is when known to all competent scholars, that Moses had no hand in composing the five books traditionally   ascribed to   him.     It is also well known that the Jews did not attempt to tell any story of Adam or the fall until after they had borrowed it in the days of their captivity. These things are only pagan traditions, and there is no more reasonable basis for them than there is for one of the tales of the Arabian Nights, and yet they have stood in the way of the world’s knowledge;   have been made the means of darkening human minds;   oppressing human hearts and kindling fires for the burning of brave and noble men for ages. The first man is now found close on the borders of the animal world, and in the light of this discovery the utterly baseless tradition of the fall becomes absurd.     No fall,   but the ascent of man is what now appears.     This one fact is the   death­ blow to the old theology.     In the light of today the plan of salvation has no rational excuse for continued existence one day more.
  • There are moral men in all religions and in no religion.
  • Will   they pray in the church of the future?…The   only thing in the prayer of the past that any new theory of the universe threatens to out­ grow and leave behind is that which all noble men and women ought to be glad to be rid of. We have outgrown that conception of prayer   which supposes that we, petty, ignorant, petulant, changing children, have power to interfere with the magnificent mechanism of the universe.

Robert J. Sawyer

  • Since ancient times, the philosophers’ secret has always been this: we know that God does not exist, or, at least, if he does, he’s utterly indifferent to our individual affairs–but we can’t let the rabble know that; it’s the fear of God, the threat of divine punishment and the promise of divine reward, that keeps in line those too unsophisticated to work out questions of morality on their own.

Friedrich von Schiller

  • A healthy nature needs no God or immortality. There must be a morality which suffices without this faith.
  • Which religion do I profess to follow? None! And why?

Arthur Schnitzler

  • Martyrdom has always been a proof of the intensity, never of the correctness of a belief.

Arthur Schopenhauer

  • All religions promise a reward beyond this life in eternity for excellences of the will or of the heart, but none for excellences of the head, of the understanding.
  • Every parting gives a foretaste of death; every coming together again a foretaste of the resurrection.
  • Faith and knowledge are related as the scales of a balance; when the one goes up, the other goes down.
  • I have, therefore, described religion as the metaphysics of the people.
  • If a public proclamation were suddenly made announcing the repeal of all the criminal laws, I fancy neither you nor I would have the courage to go home from here under the protection of religious motives. If, in the same way, all religions were declared untrue, we could, under the protection of the laws alone, go on living as before, without any special addition to our apprehensions or our measures of precaution.
  • If continued existence after death could be proved to be incompatible with the existence of gods. . . the religious would soon sacrifice these gods to their own immortality, and be hot for atheism.
  • Indeed, speaking generally, religion is the chef d’oeuvre of training, namely training the ability to think…. There is no absurdity, however palpable, which cannot be firmly implanted in the minds of all, if only one begins to inculcate it before the early age of six by constantly repeating it to them with an air of great solemnity. For the training of man, like that of animals, is completely successful only at an early age.
  • In every religion it soon comes to be the case that faith, ceremonies, rites and the like, are proclaimed to be more agreeable to the Divine will than moral actions; the former…gradually come to be looked upon as a substitute for the latter.
  • Man excels all the animals even in his ability   to be trained…. Religion in general constitutes the real masterpiece of the art of training.
  • Philosophy lets the gods alone, and asks in turn to be let alone by them.
  • Religions are like fireflies: they need darkness in order to shine. A certain degree of general ignorance is the condition for the existence of any religion, the element in which alone it is able to live.
  • That a god like Jehovah should have created this world of misery and woe,   out of pure caprice,   and because he enjoyed doing it, and should then have clapped his hands in praise of his own work, and declared everything to be very good-that will not do at all!
  • The Catholic religion is an order to obtain heaven by begging, because it would be too troublesome to earn it. The priests are the brokers for it.
  • The prayer ‘lead me not into temptation’ means ‘Let me not see who I am.
  • There are two things which make it impossible to believe that this world is the successful work of an all-wise, all-good, and at the same time, all-powerful being; firstly, the misery which abounds in it everywhere; and secondly, the obvious imperfection of its highest product, man, who is a burlesque of what he should be.
  • To desire immortality is to desire the perpetuation of a great mistake.
  • Whether one makes an idol of wood,   stone,   metal,   or constructs it from absolute ideas,   it is all the same; it is idolatry,   whenever one has a personal being in view to whom one sacrifices, whom one invokes, whom one thanks.

Olive Schreiner

  • But we, wretched unbelievers, we bear our own burdens; we must say, ‘I myself did it, I. Not God, not Satan; I myself!    

Charles Schultz

  • The term that best describes me now is ‘secular humanist.’ . . . I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying-I just can’t stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he’d done during the day.

John F.Schumaker

  • Without cultural sanction, most or all of our religious beliefs and rituals would fall into the domain of mental disturbance.

Frithjof Schuon  

  • The intellectual-and thereby the rational-foundation of Islam   results in   the   average   Muslim having   a   curious tendency to believe that non-Muslims either know that Islam is the truth and reject it out of pure obstinacy, or else are simply ignorant of it and can be converted by elementary explanations; that anyone should be able to oppose Islam with a good conscience quite exceeds the Muslims’ powers of imagination.  

George S. Schuyler

  • On the horizon loom a growing number of iconoclasts and Atheists, young black men and women who can read, think, and ask questions, and who impertinently demand to know why Negroes should revere a God who permits them to be lynched, jim-crowed and disfranchised…There are hundreds of this sort in every community. Coupled with those who have left the church completely and the vast number who are on the rolls but never attend, they make a formidable and increasing majority.
  • Practically all of the incompetents and undesirables who have been barred from other walks of life have rushed into the ministry for the exploitation of the people…. Almost anybody of the lowest type may go into the Negro ministry.

Science 85 6(7):11, September 1985

  • If you’re looking for a little background reading on scientific creationism, it’s best not to take the word scientific too seriously. A three-year database search of 4,000 scientific publications – focusing on the names of people associated with the Institute for Creation Research and on phrases and keywords such as ‘creationism’ – didn’t turn up a single paper. A follow-up study of 68 journals found that only 18 of 135,000 total manuscript submissions concerned scientific creationism, and all 18 were rejected. Reasons cited included ‘flawed arguments,’ ‘ramblings,’ and ‘a high-school theme quality’.

George Seaton

  • Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.

Pete Seeger

  • According to my definition of God, I’m not an atheist. Because I think God is everything. Whenever I open my eyes, I’m looking at God. Whenever I’m listening to something, I’m listening to God.

Andrew Seidel

  • Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a tough issue. The Bible is barbaric. It calls for the death and consignment to hell of anyone who doesn’t believe the myths it contains.

John Selden

  • The clergy would have us believe them against our own reason,   as the woman would have her husband believe against his own eyes.

Etta   Semple  

  • If, in plain word I don’t want to go to heaven . . . whose business is it but my own?

Seneca “The Younger (Lucius Annaeus Seneca)

  • Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment.
  • Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise   as   false,     and   by    rulers   as    useful.

Captain Sensible

  • How many times have religions of the world been damaged by some discovery or other only to move the goalposts and carry on as before as though nothing had happened?
  1. Khuloune Shahid
  • Whenever religion and basic human rights end up being at odds, as they quite often do, it’s the latter that is given precedence in a secular state.

William Shakespeare

  • And thus I clothe my naked villainy, With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ, And seem a saint when most I play the devil
  • If thou hast honest doubts, Conceal them not; For doubt is better than dishonesty.
  • In religion, what damned error but some sober brow will bless it, and approve it with a text, hiding the grossness with fair ornament.
  • It is an heretic that makes the fire, Not she which burns in’t.
  • Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise.
  • Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, Which we ascribe to heaven
  • The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

Vik Sharma

  • The fact that we ended slavery shows that our morals come from within us and not God. In fact many religions endorse slavery. However we, the human race, collectively decided slavery is not moral and we ended it. No God needed. No religion needed.

George Bernard Shaw

  • A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it, it would be hell on earth.
  • All great truths begin as blasphemies.
  • Emotional excitement reaches men through tea, tobacco, opium, whiskey and religion.
  • Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable, that nobody has ever ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty of people have described a day at the seaside.
  • Hell is full of musical amateurs, music is the brandy of the damned.
  • I am a sort of collector of religions, and the curious thing is that I find I can believe in them all.
  • I believe in Michael Angelo, Velasquez, and Rembrandt; in the might of design, the mystery of color, the redemption of all things by Beauty everlasting, and the message of Art that has made these hands blessed.
  • Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
  • Must then a Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination?
  • No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
  • The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and by no means a necessity of life.
  • The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
  • We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.
  • Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!

Martin Sheen (Ramón Gerardo Antonio Estévez)

  • I’m one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don’t believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

  • Ah! What a divine religion might be found if charity were really made the principle of it instead of faith.
  • And as the culprit passed with dauntless mien, / Tempered disdain in his unfaltering eye, / Mixed with a quiet smile, shone calmly forth;…. ‘Weep not, child!’ cried my mother, ‘for that man / Has said, There is no God.’ /… There is no God! / Nature confirms the faith his death-groan sealed. / . . . The name of God / Has fenced about all crime with holiness, / Himself the creature of his worshippers.
  • Design must be proved before a designer can be inferred. The matter in controversy is the existence of design in the Universe, and it is not permitted to assume the contested premises and thence infer the matter in dispute. Insidiously to employ the words contrivance, design, and adaptation before these circumstances are made apparent in the Universe, thence justly inferring a contriver is a popular sophism against which it behooves us to be watchful.
  • If he is infinitely good, what reason should we have to fear him? If he is infinitely wise, why should we have doubts concerning our future? If he knows all, why warn him of our needs and fatigue him with our prayers? If he is everywhere, why erect temples to him? If he is just, why fear that he will punish the creatures that he has filled with weaknesses? If grace does everything for them, what reason would he have for recompensing them? If he is all-powerful, how offend him, how resist him? If he is reasonable, how can he be angry at the blind, to whom he has given the liberty of being unreasonable? If he is immovable, by what right do we pretend to make him change his decrees? If he is inconceivable, why occupy ourselves with him? If he has spoken, why is the universe not convinced? If the knowledge of a God is the most necessary, why is it not the most evident and the clearest?
  • If ignorance of nature gave birth to gods, knowledge of nature is made for their destruction.
  • It is among men of genius and science that Atheism alone is found, but among these alone is cherished and hostility to those errors, with which the illiterate and vulgar are infected.
  • That which is incapable of proof itself is no proof of anything else … We must prove design before we can infer a designer.
  • The assumption that the Universe is a design, leads to a conclusion that there are infinity of creative and created Gods, which is absurd. It is impossible indeed to prescribe limits to learned error, when Philosophy relinquishes experience and feeling for speculation.
  • The plurality of worlds-the indefinite immensity of the universe-is a most awful subject of contemplation. He who rightly feels its mystery and grandeur is in no danger of seduction from the falsehoods of religious systems.
  • There is no God.

Michael Sherlock

  • Blasphemy laws are an outdated Orwellian thought-policing species of law that force people into psychological submission by making it a crime to question, criticize and exercise basic human rights.
  • Can you truly love humanity if your religion teaches you that we are all inherently evil, and that the evilest of all are those who do not share your beliefs? I don’t think so.
  • If the person offering you salvation is also the one threatening you with punishment, it’s not really salvation, it’s terrorism and extortion.
  • Many modern people in the West view Islam as being somehow uniquely vulgar in its violence. However, what these same Westerners fail to understand is that prior to the advent of rational secularism, both Catholic and Protestant Christians relished the sound of the infidel’s bones crunching, and they rejoiced in the smell of the sizzling flesh of ‘witches’, heretics, and anyone who dared to challenge their credulity.
  • Prayer in my opinion is an act of doubt, not an act of faith. For if you truly trusted your God’s plan , surely you wouldn’t pray for anything.
  • Religion is not merely a tool to oppress the masses; it is a self-perpetuating scam that leads the masses to oppress themselves.
  • When a religious person tells you that the reason you don’t understand their faith or believe the fictitious stories in their scriptures is because you are not looking at the issues with your ‘heart’, what they are really asking of you is to suspend your reason and use your imagination. Now, I would suggest that if you have to use your imagination to see their God, then their God is probably imaginary.

Marian Noel Sherman

  • Religious people often accuse atheists of being arrogant and of placing ourselves in the position of God, but really it is the theist who has all the vanity. He can’t stand to think that he will ever cease to exist. As Freud said, Christianity is the most egotistical of the religions. It is based on the premise ‘Jesus saves me.’- If you tell a child ‘God made the world’ he will usually ask ‘Then who made God?’ If we reply, as the catechism states, ‘No one made God. He always was,’ then why couldn’t we just say that about the world in the first place?

Ricky Sherman

  • A seven year old urging others on the Pledge Of Allegiance: When kids are forced to say, ‘under God,’ it makes them think that atheists are bad people…Atheists are good people…We just know that God is make-believe

Michael Shermer

  • By now the valley of the shadow of doubt was overrunneth with skepticism, so God became angry, so angry that God lost His temper and cursed the first humans, telling them to go forth and multiply themselves But the humans took God literally and now there are six billion of them
  • David Koresh, L. Ron Hubbard, Joseph Smith, Jesus, Moses, what’s the difference? They were all egomaniacal, delusional characters who developed fanatical followers who exaggerated their claims, mythologized their lives, and canonized their words.
  • Just as He was finishing up the loose ends of the creation God realized that Adam’s immediate descendants would not understand inflationary cosmology, global general relativity, quantum mechanics, astrophysics, biochemistry, paleontology, and evolutionary biology, so he created creation myths. But there were so many creation stories throughout the world God realized this too was confusing, so created He anthropologists and mythologists.
  • In the past 10,000 years, humans have devised roughly 2,500 gods. So the only difference between myself and the believers is that I am skeptical of 2,500 gods whereas they are skeptical of 2,499 gods. We’re only one god away from total agreement.
  • The only reason Stalin and Hitler killed more people than the Inquisition is that Torquemada didn’t have gas chambers and machine guns.
  • We must always be on guard against errors in our reasoning. Eternal vigilance is the watch phrase not just of freedom, but also of thinking. That is the very nature of Skepticism.

Hu Shih

  • Practically all the prominent leaders of thought in China today are openly agnostics and even atheists.

Robert L. Short

  • The Church is the world’s great lost and found department.

Lionel Shriver (Margaret Ann Shriver)

  • The Roman Catholic Bishop of Birmingham applauded the cancellation . . . intoning that ‘with freedom of speech and artistic   license   must   come   responsibility.’   .   .   .   Apparently, whatever is sacred to you must also be sacred to me. . . . Respect is earned; it is not an entitlement…. If I proclaim on a street corner that a certain Japanese beetle in my back garden is the new Messiah, you are also within your rights to ridicule me as a fruitcake

Moshe Shulman

  • I do not consider it a sign of divine love to consign to hell people who live good lives but make an honest mistake in belief.

Seymour Siegel

  • The central problem of Christianity is: if the Messiah has come, why is the world so evil? For Judaism, the problem is: if the world is so evil, why does the Messiah not come?

Michelangelo Signorile

  • All the while that Afghanistan’s ruling Taliban has been protecting Osama bin   Laden,   Italy   has been   harboring another omnipotent religious zealot, one who equally condemns us Western sinners and incites violence with his incendiary rhetoric…. Meet John Paul II, Christian fundamentalist extraordinaire and a man who inspires thugs across the globe who commit hate crimes against homosexuals.

David Silverman

  • If someone claims to be offended by our assertions that we deserve equal treatment, it’s because they are used to privilege and social superiority and actually fear just being equal. I call them Equalophobes because they fear what we as a nation should be striving for.
  • I know there is no god just as surely as I know there is no Santa Claus of which I am quite certain even though I’ve never been to the North Pole personally. Again when Santa lands on my roof, I will believe . Until there is no proof, Santa, like God ,is a myth.
  • The Bible says thoughts are enough to send a person to hell, even though they are involuntary. What kind of god would do that? It’s like punishing you for other involuntary things such as breathing or having a wet dream

Sarah Silverman

  • Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I’m one of the few people that believe it was the blacks.

TV Series Simpsons

  • Lovejoy: Get a divorce.

Marge: But isn’t that a sin?

Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything is a sin. Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we’re not allowed to go to the bathroom.

TV Series Simpsons (Bart)

  • Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.

TV Series Simpsons (Homer)

  • Come on Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul! It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson.
  • Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me , and I am thankful. For the first time in my life everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here’s the deal. You freeze everything as it is, and I won’t ask for anything more. If that is okay, please give me absolutely no sign. Okay, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of milk and cookies. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. That will be done
  • God bless those pagans.
  • If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girl’s sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.
  • I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?
  • I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me , Superman.
  • I’ve always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -and it’s me.
  • Stealing? How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what’s-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughin’, did you?
  • Suppose we’ve chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we’re just making him madder and madder.

TV Series Simpsons (Ned Flanders)

  • Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends.

TV Series Simpsons: (Reverend Lovejoy)

  • And as we pass the collection plate, please give as if the person next to you was watching.
  • I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens, he came in peace and then died, only to come back to life, and his name was E.T., the extra terrestrial. I loved that little guy.
  • Once something has been approved by the Government, It’s no longer immoral.
  • This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let us say the lord’s prayer 40 times, but first let’s pass the collection plate.

TV Series Simpsons: School Superintendent Chalmers

  • Prayer has no place in the public schools, just like facts have no place in organized religion

Joe Simpson

  • I was brought up as a devout Catholic. I had long since stopped believing in God. I always wondered, if things really hit the fan whether I would, under pressure, turn around and say a few Hail Marys and say, ‘get me out of here.’ It never once occurred to me. If I had even thought that was the way out, or some sort of solace, or it was the time to meet my maker and go to paradise, I would have just stopped still. Then I would have died.
  • My mother was Southern Irish, and I was brought up as a devout Catholic. In fact, at one point I thought I’d become a priest, but I’d have made an appalling priest anyway… At 16, I asked all these monks some serious questions and they didn’t come up with the answers, and I just decided I didn’t believe in God.

Reverend Timothy F.   Simpson

  • We believe that you all-through your affiliation with the Southern Baptist Convention, which has become almost a wholly owned subsidiary of the Republican Party—have abandoned the values of our founder, Jesus Christ…. We understand that the Gospel is calling us to do very different things than just hobnob with the wealthy and lay down moral cover fire for the invasion of Iraq.

Frank Sinatra

  • When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

Upton   Sinclair

  • A long time ago-no man can recall how far back-the Wholesale Pickpockets made the discovery of the ease with which a man’s pockets could be rifled while he was preoccupied   with   spiritual   exercises,   and   they   began offering   prizes   for   the   best   essays   in  support   of   the practice.

Isaac Bashevis Singer

  • We must believe in free will; we have no choice.

Peter Singer

  • Findings In a study involving morals : There were no statistically significant differences between subjects with or without religious backgrounds…. Like other psychological faculties of the mind, including language and mathematics … we are endowed with a moral faculty that guides our intuitive judgments of right and wrong…. It is our own nature, not God, that is the source of our morality.

Bhagat Singh

  • Society must fight against this belief in God as it fought against idol worship and other narrow conceptions of religion. In this way man will try to stand on his feet. Being realistic, he will have to throw his faith aside and face all adversaries with courage and valour.

Azura Skye

  • I wonder who got the shit job of scouring the planet for the 15000 species of butterfly or the 8800 species of ant they eventually took on board Noah’s Ark. But at least we got that magical rainbow for all their trouble.

Adam Smith

  • Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition.

Frederick Smith

  • Now, it seems, there may be something called a ‘meta- verse’—a region ‘outside’ or ‘before’ or ‘bigger’ than our universe…. Naturally, no one really knows anything about this region, if it exists, because by definition, we cannot examine   it….   There   are   some   interesting   experiments planned, such as attempting to watch particles in accelerators ‘leave’ the universe. But, leave it to the ID intelligent design crowd,   they not only accept such a region, but they believe that it houses a conscious, sentient, super-intelligent being. Indeed, so intelligent, that it created our     universe!

George H. Smith

  • As Christians sees the matter, there is no wrong way to become a Christian…. It does not matter why you believe, so long as you believe.
  • Christianity cannot erase man’s need for pleasure, nor can it eradicate the various sources of pleasure. What it can do, however . . . is to inculcate guilt in connection with pleasure.
  • Christianity has succeeded in convincing many people that misery incurred through sacrifice is a mark of virtue…. One invests in this life, so to speak, and collects interest in the next. Fortunately for Christianity, the dead cannot return for a refund.
  • Christianity must convince men that they need salvation…. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy man. . . . Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
  • God is not matter; neither is nonexistence. God does not have limitations; neither does nonexistence. God is not visible; neither is nonexistence. God cannot be described; neither can nonexistence.
  • If atheism is correct , man is alone. There is no god to think for him, to watch out for him, or guarantee his happiness. These are the sole responsibility of man. If man wants knowledge , he must think for himself. If man wants success, he must work. If man wants happiness , he must strive to achieve it. Some men consider a godless world a terrifying prospect, others experience it as a refreshing, exhilarating challenge. How a person will react to atheism depends only on himself-and the extent to which he is willing to assume responsibility for his own choices and actions.
  • Insofar as faith is possible, it is irrational; insofar as faith is rational, it is impossible.
  • It is my firm conviction that man has nothing to gain emotionally or otherwise, by adhering to a falsehood. Regardless of how comfortable or sacred that falsehood may appear.
  • The man who seeks the truth calls on reason; the man who seeks conformity calls on faith. A morality of independence relies on reason; a morality of obedience relies on faith.
  • Those who regard the fundamentalist revival as a harmless return to religious values would do well to take a closer look. There is a deep, underlying revolt here-a rejection of the rationalism and humanism in modern society.

Matt Smith

  • I recently read The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins , which ignited my interest in a scientific, mathematical version of the world. No, I’m not religious. I’m an atheist.

Quentin Smith

  • God   does   not   exist   if   Big   Bang   cosmology,   or   some relevantly similar theory, is true. If this cosmology is true, our universe exists without cause and without explanation…. Now the theistically alleged human need for a reason for existence remains But I suggest that humans do or can possess a deeper level of experience than such anthropocentric despairs. We can forget about ourselves for a moment and open ourselves up to the startling impingement of reality itself. We can let ourselves become profoundly astonished by the fact that this universe exists at all.

Stevie Smith (Florence Margaret Smith)

  • If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said ‘No.’

Barbara Smoker

  • People who believe in a divine creator, trying to live their lives in obedience to his supposed wishes and in expectation of a supposed eternal reward, are the victims of the greatest confidence trick of all time.

Lee   Smolin  

  • A scientific cosmology can contain no residue of the idea that the world was constructed by some being who is not a part of it. . . . As there can, by definition, be nothing outside the universe, a scientific cosmology must be based on a conception that the universe made itself. This is possible because, since Darwin, we know that structure and complexity can be self-organized. . . . without any need for a maker     outside     of     the     system.
  • The whole show of the universe is so extraordinary that the absence of God is God enough.

Raymond Smullyan  

  • It has always puzzled me that so many people have taken it for granted that God favors those who believe in him. Isn’t it possible that the actual God is a scientific God who has little patience with beliefs founded on faith rather than evidence?
  • God Speaking: That I should have been conceived in the role of a moralist is one of the great tragedies of the human race…. it is inaccurate to speak of my role in the scheme of things. I am the scheme of things. . . . I am the process that brings light…. I am not the cause of Cosmic Process, I am Cosmic Process itself…. Those who wish to think of the devil might analogously define him as the unfortunate length of time the process takes.

Reverend   E. G. Smyth

  • The   Bible is untrustworthy.

Edgar Snow

  • In Russia religion is the opium of the people, in China opium is the religion of the people.

Ronnie Snow

  • Animals do not have gods, they are smarter than that.

Socrates

  • Death is one of two things. Either it is annihilation, and the dead have no consciousness of anything, or ,as we are told, it is really a change, a migration of the soul from this place to another.

Susan Sontag

  • Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds .

Mira Sorvino  

  • Why does it not say anywhere in the Bible that slavery is wrong? . . . How is it possible that it is not immoral to own another person? Why isn’t that one of the Ten Commandments? ‘Thou shalt not own another person.’ You want to sit here and tell me that fornication is worse than owning someone?

John Lancaster Spalding

  • Few really believe. The most only believe that they believe or even make believe .

Herbert Spencer

  • Religion has been compelled by science to give up one after another of its dogmas, of those assumed cognitions which it could not substantiate.
  • When Islamic preachers preach hate and bloodshed in mosques, these groups say nothing. But when non-Muslims note that this preaching is going on. It’s ‘Islamophobia!’ and the whole world pretends that it was the non-Muslims, not the preachers – or the bombers – who associated Islam with violence.

Bernard Spilka, Ralph Hood, and Richard Gorsuch

  • Most studies show that conventional religion is not an effective   force   for   moral   behavior   or   against   criminal activity.

Baruch de Spinoza (Benedict)

  • And that faith has become a mere compound of credulity and prejudices-aye, prejudices too, which degrade man from rational being to beast, which completely stifle the power of judgment between true and false, which seem, in fact, carefully fostered for the purpose of extinguishing the last spark of reason! Piety, great God and religion are become a tissue of ridiculous mysteries; men, who flatly despise reason, who reject and turn away from understanding as naturally corrupt.
  • Anything that excites their astonishment they believe to be a portent signifying the anger of the gods or of the Supreme Being, and, mistaking superstition for religion, account it impious not to avert the evil with prayer and sacrifice. Signs and wonders of this sort they conjure up perpetually, till one might think Nature as mad as themselves, they interpret her so fantastically.
  • If   a   triangle could speak,   it would   say,   that God   is eminently triangular, while a circle would say that the divine nature is eminently circular.

Benjamin Spock

  • Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer. It doesn’t seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who watches over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide people to follow His precepts – there is just too much misery and cruelty for that.

John Shelby Spong

  • If the resurrection of Jesus cannot be believed except by assenting   to   the   fantastic   descriptions included   in   the Gospels, then Christianity is doomed.
  • The Bible is an ancient book…. There is no other piece of literature written in that period of history which people today still treat as a source of ultimate truth. A doctor or pharmacist practicing medicine or dispensing drugs in our time based on either the writings of Aristotle or the formulas of an ancient medicine man would be laughed at first, and then if this activity were not stopped immediately,   they   would   be   accused   of   malpractice, removed from their professions and even imprisoned…. A chemist, biologist, architect or astronomer who acted on the basis of the knowledge available in the time the Bible was written . . . would be considered ignorant at best, mentally ill at worst.
  • The God understood as a father figure, who guided ultimate personal decisions, answered our prayers, and promised rewards and punishment based upon our behavior was not designed to call anyone into maturity.
  • When will we recognise that religion is always in the mind- control business? . . . Organised religion is cultic at its core, but seeks to keep this fact well concealed. It is revealed only when its authority is questioned, or when some group takes the neurotic aspects of religion to their natural conclusion. That is the final meaning of the Heaven’s Gate community in San Diego

Walter P.Stacy

  • It would be almost unbelievable, if history did not record the tragic fact, that men have gone to war and cut each other’s throats because they could not agree as to what was to become of them after their throats were cut.

Madame de Staël (Anne Louise Germaine de Staël )

  • When woman no longer finds herself acceptable to men, she turns to religion.

Doug Stanhope

  • If you really believe in eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seat-belt.

Elizabeth Cady Stanton

  • All through the centuries scholars and scientists have been imprisoned, tortured and burned alive for some discovery which seemed to conflict with a petty text of Scripture. Surely the immutable laws of the universe can teach more impressive and exalted lessons than the holy books of all the religions on earth.
  • I have been into many of the ancient cathedrals-grand, wonderful, mysterious. But I always leave them with a feeling of indignation because of the generations of human beings who have struggled in poverty to build these altars to an unknown god.
  • I have endeavoured to dissipate these religious superstitions from the minds of women, and base their faith on science and reason, where I found for myself at last that peace and comfort I could never find in the Bible and the church.
  • On Women: So long as they mistake superstition for religious revelation, they will be content with the position and opportunities assigned them by scholastic theology. .. . Their religious nature is warped and twisted through generations .. . which fact, by the way, is the greatest stumbling block in the path of equal suffrage today.
  • The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women’s emancipation…. Among the clergy we find our most violent enemies, those most opposed to any change in woman’s position.
  • The happiest people I have known have been those who gave themselves no concern about their own souls, but did their uttermost to mitigate the miseries of others.
  • The memory of my own suffering has prevented me from ever shadowing one young soul with any of the superstitions of the Christian religion.
  • The religious superstitions of women perpetuate their bondage more than all other adverse influences.
  • The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to women is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading.

Reverend N. A. Staples

  • People must be taught   that   the Bible cannot stand in the way of science or philosophy,   nor supersede individual judgment.
  • That is a real good point   you make   about woman’s treatment in the Bible.   I tell you it is a shameful book, in some of its chapters   on that subject, and the   time will come when it will be so regarded.

TV Series: Star Trek-The Next Generation (Councellor Troi)

  • That’s the problem with believing in a supernatural being. Trying to determine what he wants

TV Series: Star Trek-The Next Generation (Lt. Commander. Worf)

  • We killed all our Klingon gods centuries ago. They were more trouble than they were worth

Lincoln Steffens

  • It is no cynical joke, it is literally true, that the Christian churches would not recognize Christianity if they saw it.
  • Why is it that the less intelligence people have, the more spiritual they are? They seem to fill all the vacant, ignorant spaces in their heads with soul.

Gertrude Stein

  • There ain’t no answer. There ain’t going to be any answer. There never has been an answer. That’s the answer.

Gloria Steinem

  • Speaking in 1973: By the year 2000, we will, I hope, raise our children to believe in human potential, not God.
  • God may be in the details,   but the goddess is in the questions. Once we begin to ask them, there’s no turning back
  • It’s an incredible con job when you think of it, to believe something now in exchange for life after death. Even corporations with all their reward systems don’t try to make it posthumous.
  • We will live to see the day that St. Patrick’s Cathedral is a child-care center and the pope is no longer a disgrace to the skirt that he has on.

Stendhal (Henri-Marie Beyle)

  • All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.
  • God’s only excuse is that He does not exist.

Victor J. Stenger

  • Many people are good. But they are not good because of religion. They are good despite religion.
  • We are thus forced to conclude that the complex order we now observe could not have been the result of any initial design built into the universe at the so-called creation. The universe preserves no record of what went on before the big bang. The Creator, if he existed, left no imprint. Thus he might as well have been nonexistent.
  • While science continually uncovers new mysteries, it has removed much of what was once regarded as deeply mysterious. Although we certainly do not know the exact nature of every component of the universe, the basic principles seem to apply out to the farthest horizon visible to us today.

Sir   Leslie   Stephen

  • If Agnosticism is the frame of mind which summarily rejects these imbecilities, and would restrain the human intellect from wasting its powers on the attempt to galvanise into sham activity this caput mortuum of old theology, nobody need be afraid of the name.
  • If evil predominates here, we have no reason to suppose that good predominates elsewhere.
  • The Christian revelation makes statements which, if true, are undoubtedly of the very highest importance. God is angry with man. Unless we believe and repent we shall all be damned. It is impossible, indeed, for its advocates even to say this without instantly contradicting themselves. Their doctrine frightens them. They explain in various ways that a great many people will be saved without believing, and that eternal damnation is not eternal nor damnation. It is only the vulgar who hold such views, and who, of course, must not be disturbed in them; but they are not for the intelligent.
  • The most genuine theology still avows its hatred of reason.
  • On the religious: They feel rather than know. The awe with which   they   regard   the   universe,   the   tender   glow   of reverence and love with which the bare sight of nature affects them,   is to them the ultimate guarantee of their beliefs. Happy those who feel such emotions! Only, when they try to extract definite statements of fact from these impalpable sentiments, they should beware how far such statements are apt to come into terrible collision with reality.
  • We are a company of ignorant beings, feeling our way through mists and darkness, learning only by incessantly repeated blunders, obtaining a glimmering of truth by falling into every conceivable error, dimly discerning light enough for our daily needs, but hopelessly differing whenever we attempt to describe the ultimate origin or end of our paths; and yet when one of us ventures to declare that we don’t know the map of the universe as well as the map of our infinitesimal parish, he is hooted, reviled, and perhaps told that he will be damned to all eternity for his faithlessness. Amidst all the endless and hopeless controversies which have left nothing but bare husks of meaningless words, we have been able to discover certain reliable truths. They don’t take us very far, and the condition of discovering them has been distrust of a priori guesses, and the systematic interrogation of experience.
  • We   still pray for a fine harvest, but we really consult the barometer,   and   believe more   in the prophecies of meteorologists than in an answer to our prayers.

Howard Stern

  • Here’s what happens when you die-you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.
  • I’m sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don’t think there’s any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

David Stevens

  • A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it.

Ian Stewart

  • Science is the best defence against believing what we want to.

Edward Stillngfleet

  • Nothing enlarges more the gulf of atheism, than that wide passage, which lies between the faith and lives of men pretending to be Christians.

Max Stirner (Johann Kaspar Schmidt)

  • The Holy Spirit became in time the ‘absolute idea.’ . . . Concepts are to decide everywhere, concepts to regulate life, concepts to rule. This is the religious world we are living in . . and the real man, I, am compelled to live according to these conceptual laws…. Liberalism simply brought other concepts on the carpet: human instead of divine, political instead of ecclesiastical, ‘scientific’ instead of doctrinal.
  • The thinker is distinguished from the believer only by believing much more than the latter. . . . The thinker has a thousand tenets of faith where the believer gets along with few.
  1. Michael   Straczynski  
  • In looking at the world 250 years from now, I have to say that people will still believe . . . and I must treat that with respect…. Science and religion are two sides of the same coin…. both are endeavors to understand who we are, how we got here, where we are going, and what we are here to do.

Galen Strawson

  • It is an insult to God to believe in God. For on the one hand it is to suppose that he has perpetrated acts of incalculable cruelty. On the other hand, it is to suppose that he has perversely given his human creatures an instrument—their intellect-which must inevitably lead them , if they are dispassionate and honest, to deny his existence. It is tempting to conclude that if he exists, it is the atheists and agnostics that he loves best, among those with any pretensions to education. For they are the ones who have taken him most seriously.

Barbara Streisand

  • How could the Pat Robertsons and the Pat Buchanans, presuming to be the spokespeople for God, spew such doctrines of divisiveness, intolerance and inhumanity? Who is that God?

Andrew   Sullivan    

  • There is little room in the fundamentalist psyche for a moderate accommodation. The very psychological dynamics that lead repressed homosexuals to be viciously homophobic or that entice sexually tempted preachers to inveigh against immorality are the same dynamics that lead vodka-drinking fundamentalists to steer planes into buildings. It is not designed to achieve anything, construct anything, or argue anything. It is a violent acting out of internal conflicts.
  1. (Daisetz) T. Suzuki
  • I discovered that it is necessary, absolutely necessary, to believe in nothing…. No matter what god or doctrine you believe in, if you become attached to it, your belief will be based more or less on a self-centered idea

Jonathan Swift

  • Difference in Opinions hath cost many Millions of Lives: For instance, whether Flesh be Bread, or Bread be Flesh; whether the Juice of a certain Berry be Blood or Wine.
  • We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

Algernon Charles Swinburne

  • Man, with a child’s pride . . . Made God in his likeness, and bowed / Him to worship the Maker he made.
  • The beast faith lives on its own dung.
  • Thou hast conquered, O pale Galilean; the world has gone grey from your breath.

Professor Swing

  • The   Bible has not   made   religion,   but religion   has made the Bible.

Thomas Szasz

  • Doubt is to certainty as neurosis is to psychosis. The neurotic is in doubt and has fears about persons and things; the psychotic has convictions and makes claims about them. In short, the neurotic has problems, the psychotic or has solutions.
  • Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
  • If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. If the dead talk to you, you are a spiritualist; if you talk to the dead, you are a schizophrenic.